This team has quit on Monty Williams and Monty Williams has quit on this team. The team has lost 19 straight games. Tell me which of these next fifteen games your team is going to win.
You can’t because there is no game for the rest of the season that is more winnable than losable. Your team will break the single season record at home on Dec. 26, the all-time record at Houston on Jan. 1. Happy New Year, chump.
The top three teams in college basketball would win more than the two of twenty games that your team has. The Indiana “Mad Ants” of the G-League would beat you.
Your team is becoming less competitive with each game. They are getting blown out regularly now: 32 tonight, 14—to 6-15 Memphis—on Wednesday, 9 last Saturday, 6 Nov. 30, your closest lost recently, 26 the night before, 19–to a 3-18 team!—Nov. 27, 23 on Thanksgiving. Every game your team has played, including your two wins, you are losing by an average of 10.2 points.
There is a non-zero chance that your team will go 2-80. If you don’t fire Williams you will ensure, barring the utterly startling, that they will set the all-time loss record, and make it more likely that they will finish 2-80.
