...think of the little Ukrainian girl on the header and this, in Rus:
Good night Poot-Poot.
...you know, overworked, have too much on your shoulders, think of this Depression Era song. Can't be blue with this song.
...from my (second) ex-wife about an hour ago, I thought she had been spammed (again). Everybody with a political brain knows who that is, so why "GOP Senate Candidate"? And Iceland? Are you fucking kidding me, Iceland? I thought that it was deliberately preposterous to be funny, a spoof that the Onion would put out. And yet, with the teeniest bit of plausibility given that it's Ken Paxton. So, as I have done before as a service to my (2nd) ex, I Googled it.
It's fucking true. The bimbo with Paxton is a MAGA "influencer", Tracy Duhon. I texted my ex- back confirmation.
I then started thinking about this. This is the kind of thing that happens in one-party states. Democrats haven't won a statewide, much less a United States Senate, race in Texas since 1994. The fucking Agricultural Commissioner is a statewide elected position. Not that, not one, not any statewide race.
When there is no effective competition, in nation-states and in Toilet Nation states, the one party thinks they can run a "yellow dog" and win against the opposition. The saying is that "unless you get caught with a live boy or a dead girl, you're a shoe-in." Well, Paxton got caught with (another) live girl. Close is not cigar. Scandal magnet Paxton, the Texas Attorney General by the way, leads his challenger, Democrat James Talarico, albeit by a single point in early polling.
Toilet Nation Premier Trump, who has been caught with many live girls, endorsed Paxton in the GOP primary, partly because he saw that incumbent Senator John Cornyn was trailing badly in the polls, partly as another stop on his revenge tour (Cornyn's sin: not endorsing Trump in 2024 until after the New Hampshire primary). The most corrupt president in Toilet Nation history endorsed the most corrupt politician in Texas for many, many years (which is saying something). Seems perversely reasonable. Paxton thrashed Cornyn in the primary and now has the Texas Republican machine, including Cornyn's support, in the race against Talarico.
Democrats have died on this hill many times before. See, e.g., Beto O'Rourke. Texas is our biggest wet dream. Some day, maybe even before I die, Democrats will win a Texas statewide race, maybe even the State House, or a U.S. Senate seat. Maybe that someday will come this November. Paxton is a uniquely corrupt opponent. The last time southern Republican voters chose so corrupt a candidate, Roy Moore lost a Senate seat to a Democrat in Alabama. (Judge Roy got caught with underage girls). Doug Jones lasted three years in the Senate and was cashiered by 20 points. Who knows, maybe Jim Paxton is Texas' Roy Moore but I'm not putting money into the race. Yellow dogs still have their day.
Updated at post time. Originally posted June 26, 12:27 am.
Oh my goodness. She was NOT being a princess when I stood at the toilet, requiring me to manually hand her down. She understood me better than I understood. Just now I was in that stepladder position again. Again, she hopped onto the toilet back and immediately onto shower stall railing. Immediately she began meowing, I thought, as I had previously, to handle her down. I stepped away and motioned to her to jump onto my shoulders three or four times. She was tempted, but hesitated and refused. Then the 💡went on in my head. I was standing in my undershirt; I shoo her away from jumping on my shoulders unless I have my special Eleven claws body armor on, a thick cotton long-sleeve shirt that my daughter bought me. I hurried to the bed where I had left the body armor shirt, hurried back, buttoning it. "Click-click," I noised and patted my shoulder. She jumped. 🫶😻We got a special thing, we do.
You know how when you are so in love, just saying the other person's name gives you butterflies in your stomach?
"Eleven" "Eleven" "Eleven"
It's a beautiful name. It rolls off the tongue easily. No hard consonants, it sounds almost French it's so mellifluous.
Eleven is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. Soft as her name, tiny, completely feminine. When she's trying to look her best to impress me, she will sit with perfect posture and her tail curled demurely around her fore paws, as proper as a sixteen-year old debutante. She is the only creature who has lived with me 24/7 for over 20 years, and we've been exclusive roommates now for over two and one-half years.
We know each other now. I understand her cat language; she understands my person language. We have our routines, whisker-alarms at day break, soft plaintive meows when she is appealing to me for food. She understands "Where my kitty?" and eagerly greets me at the kitchen window and front door. We have our games, like "I'm gonna get that kitty" as I hide behind the wall separating the kitchen from the living room and then spring out on her. She goes into spasms of excitement. She understands the game and play-fights back, but knows that she can't bite my hand too hard. I let her nibble and gently claw at my hand.
She knows not to use me as a scratching post when I'm wearing my linen pants. Jeans, no problem. She can nest on my chest except when I'm wearing an Uniqlo tee-shirt, it's too thin.
She has her games. When I'm standing at the toilet with my arms against the wall I'm her step ladder. She jumps up onto the toilet tank, springs up onto my left shoulder and then up onto the shower stall top railing. She used to jump back onto my shoulders when she was ready and I was finished. Now she plays forlorn-cat-stuck-in-a-tree and pretends she's scared and can't get down. She then moves to the furthest place on the shower top from where I am so that I have to strain to squeeze between the toilet to reach up to grab her. Meanwhile, she backs away from me in faux fright and I have to stretch to my right to get a gentle grip on her belly and bring her down...to my shoulders, where she then alights, afraid no longer, having gotten me to indulge her, and onto the floor.
I am totally pussy-cat whipped.
I am totally in love with "E-lev-en"..."E-lev-en."
The "Heat" extended Wigs two years in the deal announced today. Because of the player opt-in, ($30M cap hit) the org has only $12.5 underneath the first apron, too little to meet Powell's market value unless he agrees to stay at that discount.
Ira Winderman has made oblique criticism of Erik Spoelstra before, referring to the need for "better coaching" in addition to a litany of other necessary improvements. Here, his readers take up the theme.
Q: Ira, don’t you think Kel’el Ware was some kind of test for Erik Spoelstra and Bam Adebayo and they failed this test? Ware could’ve been the Heat’s main center and Bam could’ve adjusted as power forward. Ware exposed Spo’s and Bam’s lack of flexibility, depth, integrity. –Vip.
A: Or the Heat simply were able to get Giannis Antetokounmpo and Kel’el Ware was part of the cost. Not to constantly reiterate, but from the outside, only a scant portion of Kel’el’s Heat work was visible. There is so much more to the equation, from practices to shootarounds to strategy sessions. And even with all that, it’s not as if the Heat simply couldn’t wait to dump Kel’el, or else he previously would have been dealt for Kevin Durant. So it also can be viewed as building Kel’el up enough to make him a desired trade component.
Q: I’ve long criticized Erik Spoelstra for his inability to get consistent results from a two-big lineup (Chris Bosh/Hassan Whiteside, Bam Adebayo/Kel’el Ware). With Giannis Antetokounmpo, Bam and Bobby Portis, his hand is now forced. If these rotations fail to get results, will Spo take the blame or will fans forget his history and fault the player who is underperforming? – Rodney, Davie.
A: If a mix with Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bam Adebayo doesn’t work, blame will transcend not just Erik Spoelstra, but also what would turn into a miscalculation from ownership to management to the coaching staff.
I agree with both readers, although I don't know where Spoelstra's and Bam's "integrity" come in (Vip's question). Spo does not like traditional Bigs. They don't fit his positionless system. Hassan Whiteside is a sore point with me as it is with Rodney. All the guy did was lead the entire Association in rebounds one year, and the entire Association in blocks the next year. If you can't find a place for him in your positionless then maybe your coaching needs to improve. And to state the obvious, as Ira does, the Giannis-Bam partnership has to work. Period there.
Iran Titted Again (Bahrain, Kuwait); Fourth Day in a Row of Titting for Tatting; Florida Felon's Turn
More Than 1,430 Now Dead in Venezuelan Earthquakes
Venezuela was hit by two very large earthquakes less than one minute apart on Wednesday, June 24. The first measured 7.2 on the Richter scale, the second 7.5
And then today, just a couple of hours ago, the country was hit by a 4.8 shock.
Third Day of strikes-counterstrikes by Iran and U.S. One Week After Memorandum of Misunderstanding
Thursday, June 24, Iran fired on a cargo vessel in the Strait of Hormuz. Yesterday, the U.S. bombed Iran in retaliation. Today, Iran attacked Bahrain with drones.
A pink heart balloon floats up, up, up in a brilliant blue Miami sky. Pink or blue, little one, your granddad will 🫶 you.
...the reason both franchises had pursued Antetokounmpo so doggedly in the first place: They simply weren't championship contenders, or even close.
Both team presidents had said as much after their seasons ended in disappointment.
"I am not going to tank. We are not going to lose. We are not going into the lottery and do that insanity because I will quit -- if I ever get ordered to go down that road. I am always thinking of ways to win," Heat president Pat Riley said after his team lost in the play-in tournament. "Now, all I can give you is a bunch of excuses. And I don't want to do that. We are just not good enough. ..."
The Celtics had lost in the first round to the Philadelphia 76ers, sparking a series of organizational discussions that led to the conclusion that the current roster simply "wasn't good enough," as one Celtics source put it.
"If you would have told me last summer that we would have won 56 games in the regular season, that the young guys would all become contributors, that people would have great impact all up and down our roster, that we would get [Jayson] Tatum back for 20 games or whatever it was, I would have been thrilled with those results," Celtics president Brad Stevens said.
"But the reality is, we came up short. And so now, the job is to do an honest assessment."--Boston prez Brad Stevens.
Ramona Shelburne, Jamal Collier ESPN
You would think it's Boston who had gone an average 44-38 for the last twelve seasons. Stevens did not say the "Celtics" Roster "wasn't good enough." A "Celtics source" did. But Stevens did say they had come up short and that the org. was going to do "an honest assessment." And Stevens acted as if he too believed his roster wasn't good enough, trying to trade Jaylen Brown to Beer.
I parse this so because Boston is just two seasons removed from their last NBA title, in a Finals series in which Brown won MVP, coming off a 56-win season that Jason Tatum missed three-quarters of, a season in which head coach Joe Mazzulla won COTY, in which Brown finished sixth in league MVP voting. If Beans had gotten Giannis, Joe Mazzulla would have had to change the way he likes his team to play. Stevens failed to get Giannis but Mazzulla still has to change his team's style of play entirely...because Stevens has now estranged Brown from the "Celtics". I parse this so because, in short: Stevens, why the fuck did you do that?
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SUCCESSFUL MEMORIZATION!!!!!
11:30 am:
President Putin has hinted at peace talks as the economy fails, people flee cities and toxic ‘oil rains’ fall.
Methylenetetrahydrofolate Reductase, medical acronym MTHFR.
Now, how are we going to remember that? 🤔
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MOTHERFUCKER
Great success!
On a day dedicated to the Miami Heat’s future, Pat Riley was ruminating on, of all things, “extinction.” As in, on a personal level. As in, becoming irrelevant—perhaps the worst fate of all.
It was late June 2014—two weeks removed from the Heat’s crushing Finals defeat to the San Antonio Spurs
Italics in original.
And this from Heavy:
The Miami Heat is the hottest talk of basketball after landing Giannis Antetokounmpo
That term from the Ringer and that half sentnce from Heavy are why I am so proud, relieved really, about the acquisition of Giannis. The Miami "Heat" and all of Greater Miami, are relevant and the talk of their world again after being "in other action" for 10 of the last 12 years. That bothered me.
Progressives critical of Israel swept a trio of House races in the home of the nation’s largest Jewish population — a stunning shift that carries national implications for the party.
9:21 am:
Mayor Zohran Mamdani shook the Democratic establishment by helping drive three progressive candidates to victory.
"SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED" is already one of my all-time favorite posts here. Look at the time: midnight on the dot. I had to get up at 6:30 today, I'm fucking old, I was all ready to turn in, already too late, when I couldn't resist checking the betting markets one last time. The post previous to that one was at 9:02, almost three hours earlier. I was up for almost another hour, my last post was at 12:57 am. Totally rested today! :)
Jake Fischer
@JakeLFischer
A split faction of Milwaukee’s decision makers, sources say, is deciding between Boston’s package for Giannis Antetokounmpo built around Jaylen Brown — where the Bucks also hold particular Hugo Gonzales interest, as @TheSteinLine reported last night — plus limited draft capital, compared to Miami’s offer of younger pieces — featuring Tyler Herro, Kel’el Ware, Jaime Jaquez — and multiple first-round picks.
The established MVP candidate versus greater overall value is what this whole saga has boiled down to one day before the NBA Draft.
CelticsUnite
@CelticsUnite18
Giannis is willing to extend with 2 teams.
1 is offering Jaime Jaquez and Tyler Herro
The other is offering Jaylen Brown
How is this even a conversation?
8:26 PM · Jun 16, 2026
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👆Bound to be beat: that is how I have always seen the "Heat's" offer.
Keir Starmer, British Prime Minister, Labour Party Leader, Resigns After Inept Tenure
DERSHOWITZ: The other day there was a fund-raiser event on the Vineyard sponsored by Democratic Jews. The Jewish Democrats is the name of the organization, the Jewish Democrats. Now, if you ask a hundred people to name the five most well-known Jewish Democrats on Martha’s Vineyard . . .
CHOTINER: You want me to do that now, or are you saying hypothetically?
DERSHOWITZ: No, hypothetically.
Oh my fucking God, 'Witz, first of all 'Witz, you are "disgusting" as Larry David said, but the larger point is, you were killed during that interview, you died, you're DEAD. You're dead now! I don't know who your wife or family, or friends, but you don't have any, so your wife or family, I don't know who they got to impersonate you these last four years but that's not you, you're dead and buried under an olive tree in Israel, or you were cremated and your ashes buried under an olive tree in Israel as fertilizer but you, your ashes or your disgusting corpse, poisoned the olive tree and killed it.
Every sign without exception, and combined, is that Giannis Antetokounmpo is headed to the Miami "Heat".
The "Heat" and "Bucks" are putting the "finishing touches", in the wording of NBA reporter Evan Sidery, on the trade. It is going to be a complex three-team or four-team round robin to get Beer what it needs. That has been the reason for the holdup. Detroit is the most-mentioned other team. The heaters most often mentioned as going are Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, and Jaime Jaquez, Jr. (plus draft picks).
Ukrainian attacks prompt Russian-held Crimea to halt civilian gasoline sales
Canada, France, Germany, the UK.: "We, the Germans, the British, and the French – all share the view that the situation in this war has fundamentally changed. It’s only a matter of time, but Putin will lose this war."– Mark Carney. CNN
Google AI
The comments on the Facebook post above are exquisite:
Talks between the US and Iran are called off because of fighting in Lebanon, officials say
“Not one single person has contacted me to complain that they haven’t had a chance to hear Alan speak.”--Ebba Hierta, Chilmark Library director.
"The audiences are being deprived of my voice as the result of a deliberate cancellation decision. So it’s not me who’s being cancelled. It’s the audiences who are being cancelled. ...The same thing is true of the Martha’s Vineyard book fair. Every year, I was invited to speak at the Martha’s Vineyard book fair. Suddenly it stopped when I defended the Constitution on behalf of Trump."
“We have who we think are the most important writers.”--Martha’s Vineyard Book Festival to The New Yorker.