DOWN GOES KENTUCKY!

Fourteen-seed Oakland, the fucking “Golden Grizzlies” ousted the third-seeded “Wildcats” in the biggest upset of the opening round, in Pittsburgh. It happened the way it usually does in March, not with an under-the-radar team that was just “much better than expected”, but with a game-of-his-life from one player. Jack Gohlke nailed TEN treys to send the blue bloods from the Bluegrass packing. Congratulations to OAKLAND and Jack Gohlke!