I am prepared to bend over and be taken in the ass by the Bidens, even to cheerfully say “Oh yes! Fuck me in the ass! I love it!” But I’m allowed to be really pissed at having to be fucked in the ass, right? I would like dispensation to just once wrap my hands around the necks of Joe and Jill and to squeeze really hard, not fatally, just till their faces turn purple and they gag—“argh argh”—and their eyes bulge out of their heads, just to see them briefly suffer before I suffer, but I understand that is asking too much.