100 Days Until the Election

"Christians, get out and vote! Just this time – you won’t have to do it any more. You know
what? It’ll be fixed! It’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote any more, my beautiful Christians. I’m not Christian. I love you. Get out – you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re not gonna have to vote.”