Another L, another round of Mike Norvell buyout articles

If I were Half Ass Ew admin, I would fire him for cause. He abdicated when the Semiholes didn't make the playoff last season; that caused the players to quit, resulting in a 63-3 humiliation to UGA in the Orange Bowl, and players quitting this reason, resulting in 1-7. The firing would be for cause, and that's the cause. (It wouldn't succeed in court.)