HT Bungles (6-8) 17 Feces Color (3-11) 0

On the opening possession Feces gained 66 yards on their first play; then got down to the Cincy 1 yard line; scored a TD on the next play--which call was reversed on review; on the next play they fumbled and Cincy recovered; Cincy then went 99 yards in 8 plays to take a 7-0 lead. Every other Feces possession in the first half ended with a punt. That is Cleveland "Browns" football.