The infertile Jizz spewed on the New Lakers of LBJ and Luka in Salt Lake 131-119. Bron-Bron had 18, 6, and 7; Luka, 16, 4, 4.
A recently clumsy team of Cows regained footing with a 119-111 dub in the Cow Palace over the Tilted Suns.
Disgruntled Pelicans lost another basketball game, this one in Smoothie King Center to Excramento 119-111. Why the Association debases itself with dim bulbs in these AAA cities is above my pay grade.
Ice lost to Beer in the Fridge 101-103. Beer were without Giannis and Dame and traded Khris Middleton so how did they do that? Ice is well-coached, they have the best player-leader going in Anthony Edwards, they have Patient Zero Rudy Gobert, they're a good, but not very good, team at 30-25. Beer is poorly-coached and was missing it's two big guns. How did they win that game? Why isn't Ice better?
Chicago Tanks pleased b-b prez Artūras Karnišovas by getting blown up by the Zollner Pistons agayne, 128-110, this latest also before paying Chi fannies.
The Cavalry beat Ontario State--Should I say "again"? It seems like this is a rerun--131-108 in The North. Cav head into All Star break with second-best record in Association.
Manny Hatty prevailed barely over Pigeons 149-148 (OT) in MSG.
Rust (20-34) beat Seven Foot Sixers (20-34) 100-96 in BKLN. Joel didn't play, Electric Maxey didn't play, Paul George John Ringo didn't play (2 pts on 1/7 (0/5)) in 37'. Phila-Boo just should not be in the same precinct as Rust.
And World Chambeans, in Boston Garden without Jaylen Brown and Jrue Holiday, eased past Wemby and the Hotspurs 116-103.
