Homage to Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)

Inspector Clouseau as a woman.

"Oh, my pussy is so sore I can hardly sit down."

Francois (driver): "Why don't you put some ice on it when you get home?"

        "I will provided that idiot Cato does not attack me first."

Francois: "Why don't you just tell him not to?"

"Believe me, it is not that simple. I have given him specific instructions to attack me wherever and whenever possible and it has now become a matter of pride with him to see if he can outsmart me." Francois:🙄

"I guarantee at this very moment his fiendish little yellow brain is planning some new ambush."

"cato?"

                          "Cato?"

                             "CATOOOOO!!!!"

                           "PAY ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR EMPLOYER SPEAKINGA."

                    "I am canceling the attack orders for tonight, do you understand?"

"I kneu that I told you to attack and to show no mercy and to pay no attention to anything I say. But tonight...AHA!" (She stomps a basket but Cato is not hiding there.)...But tonight, I am ordering you to--PAY ATTENTION!"

"You will not fuck me, Cato!"

"Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention."

(She arms herself.)

These are remarkable photos, they tell a playful sexy story. The female Inspector Clouseau clearly is having fun. There is only mild nudity and no hardcore intercourse. As soon as I saw the photos in 2019 I knew exactly the story that they told, or could be made to tell. I am a huge fan of the Pink Panther franchise, have watched the Cato fight scene recreated here (intentionally or not by the photog) dozens of times. The dialogue, which I have long memorized, is exactly as it is spoken in the film except for that in the opening car scene and the one "fuck" near the end. It was only today that I patched together the photos to tell the updated Revenge story.