Bulls-Heat game delayed due to condensation on United Center court

CHICAGO — Thursday evening’s game between the Miami Heat and Chicago Bulls has been delayed indefinitely due to a slippery floor caused by warmer-than-usual conditions inside Chicago’s United Center, multiple league sources told The Athletic.

MORE lame, Chi. MORE lame. That is pathetic. 

The ice rink under the floorboards, there for the Chicago Blackhawks, was melting along the edges of the floor.

You SUCK a bag o' dicks, Chicago, just put every one in your mouth.

Both teams were back in their locker rooms by 7:50 p.m., many of them shaking their heads that the game may not be played.

At 8 p.m., brooms and towels were collecting so much water from the court that arena workers had to squeeze them over buckets.

No, you BLOW! That's what "Wind" does, right, Chi.? HAHAHAHAHAHA!