Tuesday, January 06, 2026

Firings*

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Baltimore "Ravens": John Harbaugh

In leading the Ravens for 18 seasons, he was the second-longest active tenured coach in the league behind Mike Tomlin, who finished his 19th season with the Steelers.

Tomlin would have been fired had Pit. lost at home to Bal.

The Ravens have become one of the most stable franchises since relocating from Cleveland in 1996.

Jan. 5, 7:15 pm:

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Manchester Unitard: Ruben Amorin (as predicted here)

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Las Vegas "Raiders": Pete Carroll
Arizona "Cardinals": Jonathan Gannon
Sensitive City "Brown Turds": Kevin Stefanski