Monday, September 26, 2016

Presidential Debate Live Blog.

CLINTON AGHAST! HAND OVER MOUTH!

Presidential Debate Live Blog

HIS TOUPEE CAME OFF! TRUMP'S TOUPEE IS ON THE STAGE FLOOR LIKE BLONDE ROADKILL!

Presidential Debate Live Blog.

AND TRUMP FALLS DOWN! Slipped on those ball-bearings! 

Presidential Debate Live Blog

OH! A fabulous entrance by Hillary Clinton!
Lll-et's get ready to rumble!

Love that man.

"A spooky little town"

Would you rather have James Franklin or Jim Harbaugh as Penn State's head coach?

This is a parody, right? FauxFranklin?

Who would you rather have as head coach at Penn State—Jim Harbaugh or James Franklin? Why?

Carole Kirkpatrick: I am sticking with King James.


King James, oh that's a good one. Like LeBron James, right? Oh, that's a good one Carole. This is a good parody account.

I say long live King James.

That's a good one, Carole.

Lauren Shipper:...It's true that Harbaugh likely would be regarded as the better coach at this point in time...

True, at this particular juncture in the rent fabric of space/time.

...I think he's setting us up to be more of a contender as time goes on....I wouldn't trade coaches if I had the chance.

Bill Engel: I would take James Franklin over just about any coach out there. Why?
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Tim Johnson: I agree with everything that's been said already, so I'm going to make it 4-for-4 and go with Franklin as well...I think he should be our coach for a long time.

Harbaugh's track record on the field speaks for itself. But even if I could be promised multiple national championships with him at the helm, I'm not sure I'd sell my soul to do it.

Very funny, guys.


This is real. As real as State College, Pennsylvania gets.

On July 23 of this year I wrote a post on Penn State that I never published. I saved it and as reminder to myself gave it the title:

"Penn State post-almost complete"

Sally Jenkins of the Washington Post was the last pencil to interview Joe Paterno. She has written extensively on the Penn State scandal. I quote from this Jenkins article of May 10 https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/penn-state-should-own-its-role-in-the-sandusky-scandal/2016/05/10/41eea4ce-16b3-11e6-924d-838753295f9a_story.html because it treats of a subject that I, not uniquely,, but which few others, treated of very early in the scandal. It is the Penn State Scandal and it is unique. Here is how Jenkins begins her article:

When the Jerry Sandusky child rape scandal was first exposed, it seemed wise to resist the idea that the place had something to do with it. It seemed important to ask whether what happened at Penn State could have happened anywhere, to anyone, given that child predators are so adept at winning trust. But now it seems that maybe the place was important, because some people up there in that spooky little town still don’t get it.

Years ago I wrote that there were reasons why the greatest catastrophe ever to befall an American university happened at Penn State. Not the least of those reasons was in fact that "spooky little town" of State College, Pennsylvania.

I remember reading another writer's description of making his way to State College, a way that I have made many times, and of being struck by how remote the place was, how difficult it was to get to; how, at approach, you first see it from the hills above, down in a valley; the suspicious, Orwellian name "Happy Valley;" how the town and the university that literally gives the town its name, is protected and sheltered by those mountains; how it was easy to envision, seeing just the geography, a black hole for unhappy events, into which they disappeared, from which secrets of their existence did not emerge. And of how the writer now better understood why Penn State was so secretive.

There are other universities equally or more remote, geography is not destiny; some are sheltered by mountains too, topography is not destiny; powerful institutions are almost always secretive, Penn State was not uniquely so, not all paranoids are criminals. But then, "Why did this happen at Penn State?" becomes a sort of silly question.

You want to know how a serial predator can molest boys in the school showers for 40 years without being caught?
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Most interesting about [Judge Gary] Glazer’s written decision is the very first sentence... “This case arises out of a series of heinous crimes perpetrated against a multitude of children over a 40-year period.”
Forty years.

We did not know when the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal broke out of State College that it would become the Penn State Scandal, that it would trail back 40 years, "Forty years," and trail up to the president of the university, and trail laterally across the mountain to other witness-assistant coaches. Geography is not destiny "but... it seems that maybe the place was important," 

My synapses fired until they just about short-circuited the whole contraption when I began reading about what was to become the Penn State Scandal.

This son of Pennsylvania situated in his mind this "place" that there "was, and is" something "wrong with" not only in that specific mountain-shrouded valley but in the larger commonwealth, he sited it in his mind within Pennsylvania and believed, and believes, that Pennsylvania, "the place was important."

If one gives shape to population density, topography, and economic and cultural importance then a map of Pennsylvania resembles a saddle, drooping with weight at the ends, rising with airiness in the middle. The saddle is corrugated with hills and mountains and valleys and rivers and streams-70% of which do suffer "environmental contamination"-and within the creases of the saddle are living things, beings who live lives that are comparatively solitary, comparatively poor, comparatively hard, unusual.

Take the Amish.

The chain of the Appalachian range known as the Allegheny Mountains cuts diagonally through Pennsylvania from southwest to north central, it looks like a keloid scar on a topographic map, it bifurcates the state. Mountains are a bitch for people. They're so danged hard. Mountains are particularly a bitch for government-people, they're so danged hard to get over or through or around. It's difficult for government-people to control the people who live in mountains and control their way of living.

Take the Whiskey Rebellion.

Shit happens in mountains that you wouldn't believe.

Take Stella Elizabeth Williamson.

“Continuous or repeated exposure to harmful conditions is most often considered in the context of environmental contamination.”-Judge Gary Glazer.

The shit creek...Hughes Bore Hole...The synapses fire at unheard of speed.

And that Penn State was secretive, if not uniquely so, "seems" to be important.

Glazer cited former school president Graham Spanier and vice president Gary Schultz for apparently choosing “to sweep the problem under the rug.”
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...one victim’s attorney, Marci Hamilton, believes that Penn State is simply unwilling to go through aggressive discovery. Given Glazer’s ruling on notice, “I now look at their quick settlements as evidence that they believed they could keep a lid on the worst of their knowledge,” Hamilton said via email.

Jenkins concludes her article with this:

Maybe there was, and is, something wrong with the place.

I think that was nicely done by me. Now I'm all set for tonight.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

I'm just going to reschedule those posts for tomorrow, you didn't see did you?
SHIT
was wondering why i couldn't get it anywhere. now i know. apologizeforanyinconvenience.
Just kidding, I knew it all along. Ha-ha.
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it's tomorrow?
And I can't find my radio. :( :(
I cannot figure out a way to watch this either on my 'puter or iPhone. :(
I am very upset.

JAMESSS!

What Are You Doing, James Franklin?


Penn State was trailing Michigan 28-0 early in the third quarter. The Nittany Lions’ best offensive drive of the day led to fourth and goal at the 2-yard line. James Franklin, who is never far removed from hot seat speculation, opted to send his field goal unit onto the field.

With the play clock winding down, he used a timeout but did not reassess his plan.

Franklin was taking feverish notes during the play. Apparently he’s consulting some complex formula unknown to mere fans. Or he was just doing some division, only to discover too late it takes 10 field goals to overcome a 28-point deficit.

Very perplexing.

When you don't understand what 28-3 means...
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JAMESSS!



INSTRUCTIVE DRIVE

Michigan quarterback Wilton Speight began laughing as his coaches called the same play “like eight times in a row” in the second half.

Sensing desperation, the Wolverines ran basically one play — “We would just flip it back and forth,” Speight said — on an effortless, 80-yard scoring drive to take a 35-3 lead.
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It's a situation that Penn State coach James Franklin must get creative to address or risk future quotes like this.

“I can imagine that would suck to go through that every single play,” Speight said of Penn State’s defense, “having someone just run over you."  JAMESSS!

Man, I'll tell ya, I don't know if James Franklin is up to the job at PSU. First, he gets taken by surprise by the KENT STATE coaches and needs a half to come to grips with the "Golden Flashes" schematic brilliance; then he gets blind-sided by Pitt's first-half sleight of hand and almost gets his and his team's asses blown out of Heinz Field; post-game he blamed Pitt's defensive signaling by hand-clap for "illegally" distracting his offense. Then the next week he barely beats Temple. Now this week. 49-10 and that "instructive" account by Michigan's quarterback of PSU's preparedness for the same play! run over and over and over (eight overs) again. Had the kid laughing in the huddle! Later in the same article:

Noteworthy was Penn State's lack of willingness to adjust a run game that was stopped in the backfield seven times. McSorley was credited with nine runs (six were sacks) but seldom tucked in the zone read.

Yes, "noteworthy" there is the same "instructive" lack of being "creative" on offense that Franklin displays on defense! Lol, James.

It's beginning to look like James ain't got game. He's "No Game" James.
Boy. Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly fired defensive coordinator Brian VanGorder, as "Irish" fans wanted, and Florida International fired head coach Ron Turner.

Man, I missed some things today! Completed my jail rounds today.
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Oh faux.

Oh boy. Louisiana State University has fired twelve-year head coach Les Miles one day after it lost essentially a coaches-elimination game against Auburn.

Jose Fernandez

Boy, of boy, a tragic, tragic story out of Miami today. Jose Fernandez came to the United States from Cuba eight years ago, on his fourth try. He became a professional baseball pitcher with the Miami Marlins, won the National League rookie-of-the-year award in 2013, became an all-star and won 16 games this year. Fernandez was killed along with two friends in a motorboat accident early this morning in the waters off Miami Beach. Jose Fernandez was only 24 years old. 
He's a Turk, Arcan Cetin's a Turk, prefers the nickname "The Turk." Okay...So?
Nasty, brutish, swarthy and short has been collared in the Burlington mall shooting. Arcan Cetin, and I'll be damned if I can divine his tribe from that (I am ruling out Presbyterian).
Get up. The Blue Moon Rising is up.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to follow the Blue Moon Rising into the night. I'm blowing this popsicle stand. Good night.
The Burlington, Washington gunman is still loose. Got a pretty good pic of his face. Has been published all over. Nobody recognizes him? Apparently not, police don't seem to have a clue who he is.
They were chanting "Fire VanGorder" in South Bend today. Pitt is not the only team that can't play defense this year and not near the most prominent:

Notre Dame, 1-3.

47-50, Texas.
39-10, Nevada.
28-36, Michigan State.
35-38, Duke.

Opponent's average score: 33.5

#13 Florida State, 3-1.

45-34, Mississippi.
52-8, Charleston Southern.
20-63, Louisville.
55-35, South Florida.

Opponent's average score: 35.

Pitt, 2-2.

28-7, Villanova.
42-39, PSU.
38-45, Oklahoma State.
36-37, North Carolina.

Opponent's average score: 32.


Above All


Etihad Airways' fantastic Blue Moon Rising jet. Thank you, Sheikh Mansour!