Friday, December 15, 2017

"Don’t keep cell phones next to your body, California Health Department warns"


Man City Perfection

“It’s not going to happen. We are going to lose games - it belongs to Arsene Wenger and his amazing team.

“What is happening now is an exception. It’s not normal what we’ve done.

“We’ll try to maintain it, but we are going to lose games.”
-Pep Guardiola

I don't think Guardiola is blowing smoke. I think City are going to lose this year. It sounds preposterous to my ears and (obviously more importantly) to his ears.

City play at home to last year's runner-up, Tottenham, tomorrow and they are an absurd 11-20 favorite. Tottenham have been a disappointment domestically so far this season but have collected more points in the Champions League than any other club. They are a quality side and manager Mauricio Pochettino knows Guardiola from coaching against him in Spain. Knowledge did not lead to many favorable results, however and Pochettino is without his two best defenders tomorrow. I have no reasonable doubt that City will win tomorrow but if I were a betting man (and I am) I would unhesitatingly take Spurs' 5-1 odds rather than risk 20 £ to win 11. That is absurd.

I don't think Guardiola is blowing smoke because he is ruthlessly intelligent, boundlessly ambitious and knows with Voltaire that "The perfect is the enemy of the good." Of the excellent. Perfection is the enemy. Of trophies. That is what Guardiola wants and you get no trophies for joining Arsenal as a Premier League Invincible who crashes out of the Champions League against Celtic Vigo. He has already won the Premier League. Since he arrived in Manchester Guardiola has had his relentless focus trained on a trophy in the Champions League which City has never won. That was his charge from City Football Group. It insults the intelligence, the ambition, and the practicality of the man to think he would pursue the enemy of his job's goal. That is risking 20 for 11.


Thursday, December 14, 2017

Police station. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

...I live on Miami Beach. Heh-heh-heh-heh. I like it here. A lot.
Two hundred thirty nine people here today from Vietnam, huh Googs? 239 today. Bull...OH! That Vietnamese TV channel! Google, it was on the tip of my tongue, but you are right! That's a legit stat! 
Apple, my phone goes "swoosh!" whenever I send an email now. Does it give you sexual gratification to make a phone that goes swoosh? Make women want you and fish fear you? Help you charge $1000 for a phone? You like noise, Apple? I don't.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

David Silva

One last set and then I will let this go.

Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker
@GaryLineker
David Silva is ridiculous. Worth staying up tonight to watch him alone.
3:54 PM · Dec 13, 2017

phil dooley
phil dooley
@bluedools
Replying to @birrell29 and 2 others
When we used to get that 192 to Maine Rd could we ever, ever imagine this happening to us..?
5:27 PM · Dec 13, 2017

[Two words for you Phil: Georgios Samaras.]

Sky Bet
Sky Bet
@SkyBet
·

Magician.
Extraordinary.
World class.
Effortless.

😟Words don't do David Silva justice. #ManCity

Henry Parish
@henry_parish18
Let me put you in the picture, Let me show you what I mean, David Silva's fucking brilliant, He's the best we've ever seen πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ”΅

Paul Dickov
@OfficialPDickov
OMG this is just total football & total domination by @ManCity @21LVA magician #recordbreakers πŸ’™
3:56 PM · Dec 13, 2017 from Wilmslow, England

I feel so lucky to be watching this amazing #ManCity team - especially merlin @21LVA
3:27 PM · Dec 13, 2017

Jay
Jay
@Jay_Bomber_98
·
2h
David Silva. No words.

Show this thread
Douglas Higginbottom
Douglas Higginbottom
@Doug_mcfc
·
Take a bow David Silva. Total masterclass


Heintje Wessels
Heintje Wessels
@HeinW86
·
Tonight I’ve just realized again how good David Silva is. His composure on the ball, as well as his vision, passing accuracy, ability to read the game, pick a pass, and control the tempo of the game is, truly Magical!
Xav Salazar
@XavsFutbol

OlΓ©'s in England, Swansea City fans applauding Man City's tiqui-taca. Pep's revolutionizing the PL in a way I couldn't foresee: he's changing public opinion.




It sure reads like City were a tremendous machine today. Secretariat! Get on the header, boy. Good Seccy.
Spurs got an extra and beat Brighton 2-0. Pedestrian, dreary matches for the other next ups:

United beat Bournemouth at Raymond James.
Livers drew 0-0 with WBA at Fenway.
Arsenal 0-0 at West Ham.

Yuck. All of those Champs League contenders, plus Chelsea, have between 30-38 points. City have 49.
In the matches of relevance to 2nd, 3rd, and 4th places United lead at Bournemouth, Liverpool and West Brom nil-nil, Spurs lead Brighton 1-0, West Ham and Arsenal nil-nil. All late. Impressed with West Ham. They fight.

0-4, 90'

Kun in the 85th.

No letdown today!




@7amkickoff

It’s tough for a team to maintain focus after winning the League but Man City doing an excellent job at Swansea tonight.


4:29 PM · Dec 13, 2017




Yep. Now Full-Time.
goal
Chris Dolan
@Chris_Dolan

There’s nothing else you can do than applaud @ManCity. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Africando Bah

@africandobah


Hey @NBCSports why do u always have to show us @ManCity games when they're expected to easily win? Tired watching them win and win. Enough with it now. Opponents seem to suffer from inferiority complex, hence leaving themselves to humiliating defeat. #ManCityhater
4:14 PM · Dec 13, 2017


Fuck you Africando



Kurt Helin
@basketballtalk


I don't want to like Man City, I don't, but they are playing some beautiful ball right now.
4:15 PM · Dec 13, 2017


Mo
@ElFenomxno


Manchester City 17/18 is the greatest premier league team of all time.
3:55 PM · Dec 13, 2017


FK
@fkhanage·30m

Manchester City are just excellent to watch.

Soldier
@PatohShanqueels
·1h

I'm tired of Manchester City


Don't watch them, Soldier.


Jason Burt

@JBurtTelegraph



It's a cold night in Swansea, it is top against bottom, it is not one of Man City's most taxing games of the season but David Silva is playing one of the most sublime 90 minutes I have ever seen live.
4:21 PM · Dec 13, 2017
Jordan-Luke McDonald
@ByJordanLuke

Swansea City supporters applauding Manchester City there. Wonder how many times that has happened to a Mourinho team. #mcfc
4:04 PM · Dec 13, 2017




Wow, that's pretty nice.

Whale Swans 0 Angels 3, 65'


David, Kev, David
Good Angels.
goal
goal
goal

0-0 19'

Phil Blanche
@philblanche

Man City made more errors in first 15 minutes than in 90 at Old Trafford.
Little Trump, get off the header, it's a blue sky day.

And in 'bout two hours the Sky Blues play Swansea. Blue Angels, no clouds, K? Don't harsh my mellow. Swans are terrible, DEAD LAST, which makes this, in the American patois, a trap game. We started teenagers and the elderly in the Champs League match at Shakhtar to conserve the A team for the Manchester derby. We won that and now have to play Swans in Whales? Next to the term trap game in the dictionary is this fixture. City, what you did at Old Trafford will be gone in a poof! if you get "cocky" and play disinterestedly today. Do not do that. Thank you.
Do you realize, Trump is such a loser he is that rare individual to lose an election twice.

He endorsed Luther Strange in this primary. At Mitch McConnell's urging. Against Brannon's urging, who was Moore's most prominent and enthusiastic backer. Moore was the anti-establishment authentic Trump candidate. Then Strange went and lost. Trump was so humiliated by his impotency he deleted his Strange-endorsing tweets, remember that? Had a hissy fit on McConnell. Was reluctant to get burned twice so didn't endorse Moore for awhile. Then did. Tweeted "No! Doug Jones." Told everybody at a Klan rally in Pensacola last weekend to go vote for Moore. Now Moore has lost.

Trump is political anti-matter. Lost his own election to a girl by almost three million votes. Loser. LOSER! Impotent, Illegitimate Trump.

"Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are politically impotent."

That's what I've been saying. But nobody listens to me. Mother-fuckers are literally impotent, too.That's the subconscious origin of cuckservative. Like my Klansman brother. All of them politically cuckolded by the BLACK MAN, Barack Obama, and m-b-t-k literally by his wife's former boyfriend, a Black guy.
Happiness in 2017 is 48.4% of Alabamians voting for a serial child sex offender.
You know why this was so close? Check the exit polls, very few said their decision was based on Roy Moore's predeliction for pedophilia. It was so close (they say) because Doug Jones was pro-choice. What they don't say is that Doug made his mark as a public figure by prosecuting the Ku Klux Klan. That cuts close to home for many Alabamians. For my-brother-the-Klansman it woulda. Mother-fucker probably drove from North Carlolina to Alabama and clandestinely registered to vote so he could do his part to take out an existential threat to him.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Trump Job Approval

Date
Approve
Disapprove
Spread
RCP Average11/27 - 12/1137.657.6-20.0



And it looks like that is the highest disapproval it has ever been.
Shaun King
@ShaunKing

I’ve counted at least 25 times where Steve Bannon said in speeches that “This election is a referendum on Donald Trump. A vote for Roy Moore is a vote for or against Donald Trump.” OK.

11:29 PM · Dec 12, 2017
Ana Navarro
@ananavarro ·

Thank You, Alabama.


Ana Navarro
@ananavarro

Roy Moore lost. 
Steve Bannon lost. 
Donald Trump lost. 
Pedophilia lost. 
Bigotry lost. 
Homophobia lost. 
Racism lost. 

Doug Jones won. 
Mitch McConnell won. 
African-Americans won. 
Women won. 
Victims won. 
Justice won. 
Morality won. 
Values won. 
Sanity won. 
Decency won. 
Gary Shteyngart
@Shteyngart
·48m

Somewhere Steve Bannon is having an especially difficult bowel movement.



Gary Shteyngart
@Shteyngart
·54m

Today Moore, tomorrow Trump, one day Putin.