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Att. Benaficiary. Am here by to inform you that your partner has paid your transferring charge of $450.00 so the diplomat conveying your consignment box worth of $7.5million us dollar leave here two days ago and he misplace your address and he his currently standared at your airport, So you are advice to reconfirm your information to the Diplomat immediately to enable him deleiver your consignment box to your door step without any further delay, So the information to reconfirm to him is as follw: (1)Your Full Name============= (2)Mobile Phone Number======== (3)Current Home Address======== (4)Fax Number================ (5)Country==================== (6)City====================== (7)Nearest Airport============= (8)A Copy Of Your I D For Identification. So contact him via his email address, Contact person, Name Diplomantjohn obi Email Address (diplomantjohn2@hosanna.net) So contact him to deleiver your consignment box fist thing tommorrow morning, So get back to us immediately you contact him to make sure that your fund has getting to you, Remember the diplomat does not know the content of that consignment box is money, We registerd it as a family value to avoid hitch during the deleivery so known seconstances should you let him know the content of that consignment box to avoid lost of your fund. Regard Dr.mike jones The Director of Fedex Courier Company Benin Republic. |
$7.5 million! Or, to be precise, "$7.5million us dollar." And a diplomat is the courier. This must be legitimate. Well, a "diplomant." Hey, he's from Benin, which I think is a clothing company, so "Dr. Mike Jones" can't spell too good, BIG DEAL.
I'm not the only one who gets things like this, right? I mean, "Diplomantjohn" is waiting at the airport? Alright, I'll rush right over there and hold up a sign, "DIPLOMANTJOHN."
Actually Diplomantjohn is stranded, ("standared") at the airport. But I'm to confirm what my "nearest airport" is? And the diplomant is to hand-deliver the "consignment box to my door step?" I hope he's at my airport or he's gonna have a helluva time making that "deliveiry."
"We registerd it as a family value to avoid hitch during the deleivery so known seconstances should you let him know the content of that consignment box to avoid lost of your fund."
Anybody who knows what the hell that sentence means send Dr. Mike Jones your bank account number, don't forget the routing number, immediately.
"Benaficiary?"
"fist thing tomorrow morning?"
"reconfirm to him as follw?"
Now, w-h-o i-n t-h-e w-o-r-l-d would fall for something like this? More to the point, who would send something like this assuming that someone would fall for it?
Ahh, it's from sbcglobal.net, which is a domain name in the PRC. Hey, Dr. Mike Jones, I have a Great Leap Forward I'd like to sell you. What I want you to do is tell Diplomantjohn to find two metal garbage can tops at the airport and start banging them together real hard, you know to scare the sparrows. That way I'll know it's him.