Friday, October 10, 2014

The Day.

Hey.

-Gwyneth Paltrow to President Obama:

"You're so handsome I can't speak properly."

-Alison Lundergan Grimes, Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, Kentucky, has refused to say if she voted for Barack Obama. Her refusal is deemed disqualifying by some.

-In Florida:

CHAPTER 2014-123
Committee Substitute for Committee Substitute for House Bill No. 633 

An act relating to the Division of Insurance Agents and Agency Services; amending s. 20.121 F.S.; revising the name of the division;

"The Division of Agents and Agency Services is now known as the Division of Agent and Agency Services.  Dropping the "s" from "Agents" gives the name a smoother grammatical structure and helps it express more clearly the role of the division in the state's overall insurance regulatory scheme."

-In Pyongyang:  Kim Jong-un fta at any celebrations of the 69th anniversary of the founding of the ruling party of the Democratic People's Republic of Racist Dwarfs. Fat Boy hasn't been seen in public since September 3. Hope he's ok.

-In Hong Kong: mass protests back on. Hope the kids are ok.

-Headline of the day: "ROBOT TROUSER SNAKE stiffens to mount slippery mounds."-The Register.

-Here: advertisement of the day: