It is Boxing Day in Merry Old England, always a big soccer day, and today the chalk won:

Chelsea
God's Righteous Angels in Blue
Chevrolet United of Manchester
The Vegetarians
The Arse
Southie
Stokey. That was an upset, they won at Everton.
Hottsy Tottsy
Hull. Maybe that was an upset, I don't know, they won at Sunderland.
The Swans