LeBron James Opts for Free Agency Again

The decision was widely expected. He declined to exercise the player's option on the second year of his contract at $36 million. He can still stay in Lake Mistake by signing a new contract or sign with a new team. It is expected, but less widely so, that he will sign with the Los Angeles "Lakers." L.A. has no lakes though. If he is really interested in being a laker he needs to stay in Cleveland or go to Minnesota or some other shit hole place.