Ben Simmons for Kyrie Irving Trade?

It makes so much sense. Both were born in Melbourne, Australia, both have the judgment of 8-year olds, and both are unvaxed. Ah, there's the rub. Ben the rat wouldn't be able to play in Brooklyn either. Oh well.

Ben, you're always running here and there

(Here and there)

You feel you're not wanted anywhere

(Anywhere)

If you ever look behind

And don't like what you find

There's something you should know

You've got a place to go

(You've got a place to go)