Middle Tennessee State University, conquerors of the University of Miami Gardens by tyoo TD's in a game they were road dogs by 25.5, are trailing the University of Texas San Antonio (we need a conference with all 4-letter acronym schools) 10-0 at the end of the first quarter in hallowed Waffle House Stadium. NTSB's first quarter drives read thusly:
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
Enjoy the rest of your eve-en-ing, "Gardeners."
