Text message sent to my family last night.
I’ve had it with Eleven.
She tunneled under the comforter like a Hamas terrorist and clawed my right leg. It was like a fish hook in me and she wouldn’t release her own. I tried to take the claw out gently and then she sliced my thumb open.
Daughter: when you take her to the vet consult the dr and ask for advice on the behavior
Son: Wtf is happening.
JUST WHAT I EXPLAINED IS WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! She attacked me like a terrorist through her tunnels. I’VE HAD IT! I’m not going to engage in behavior modification with some goddamned therapist like she’s a Public Defender client who needs a loving intervention. I’m not taking her to a vet for her goddamned hair loss. I couldn’t give a shit about her fucking hair loss when she’s attacking me and really hurting me in sneak attacks. She’s a scaredy cat and I am MORE than capable of ruling by abject FEAR. Or abandoning her back onto the streets or having her put to sleep. This episodic behavior is UNACCEPTABLE and I will not tolerate it, or her.