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Mimi lost, no, Mimi got ravished by Beans in G1 of the playoffs. Know when they last came back from 1-0 in a 7-game series? TWO THOUSAND FUCKING FOURTEEN! It was in the ECF agin’ the “Pacers”, who are now known as Indiana Marymount, when we were known as the Heatles. BOSTON IS THE BEST TEAM IN BASKETBALL! Mimi will not come back and win the series agin’ said Beans.