"Butter would make a rock taste good," my grandmother used to say.

My daughter-in-law bought me a mini-refrigerator, the mini-est you have ever seen, you wouldn't believe they would make a fridge so mini. I couldn't have butter in my place without a refrigerator, I tried it once and the butter went bad quickly. I bought a small tub of butter and put it in my new mini-fridge. You read of French peasants whose every meal was their baguette and butter, that's me. I'm a peasant.