Saturday, February 07, 2026

Short Pants: Darned Hosiery!

Manchester Unitard beat Hotspurs 2-0 this morning in the suburbs. That makes 4W. Michael Carrick has patched the holes in this club.  They're an honest fourth place now. At the other end...

Wolverhampton Wanderers trail Swine Chelsea 3-0 (at HT!) in Molino Stadium. Today's L gives Wanderers 8 points from 25 matches. They have won UNO game this season and are on pace to finish with 12 points. That would be the second-worst in the Premier League era. 

The EPL is down this season. Table toppers Arsenal project to 84 points. Only seven champions in the league's 33-year history have finished with fewer. Manchester City and Slaverpool, the last eight champions, are down. Top to bottom this is a mediocre league.