Myron Gardner, a Hi-C, pushed Scottie Pippen, Jr. from behind, knocking the chip off the old migraine to the hardwood near the end of last night's blowout of Memphibians in Bang Bus Arena. ScoPiII reacted in a not rare manner, jogging three-quarters court with malice aforethought directly to MyGa and delivering a two-handed push that sent MyGa half-way back to the G-League, leastwise, the hardwood floor which caused a brief clash of arms between the whole of these two talent-challenged teams.
Young Mr. Gardner, you can't do what you did, and I fail to understand why you done did it.