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*It was the trade deadline. 3:00 pm was the close. The fan was emoting because, of course, the "Heat" stood pat. (Every single team in the NBA made a trade. Except the "Heat."

I saw this on Feb. 5 and screenshotted it from my 'puter:

Evidently after some particularly upsetting "Heat" loss lol.

For some reason, I then googled it. Google AI generated this response.

Then I googled it AGAIN. This one has the flat, muzak tone of Hal, the computer in 2001: