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Thursday, December 31, 2015

Alabama vs Michigan State

Cotton Bowl

Live on ESPN

AT&T Stadium, Arlington, Texas

3Michigan State

Spartans

(12-1)

0 - 0

Live - Q2 7:07

Alabama2

Crimson Tide

(12-1)

1 2 3 4 Total

Michigan State 0 0 - - 0

Alabama 0 0 - - 0

Brian Fremeau (@bcfremeau)

Offensive snaps so far in opponent territory: 3 for MSU, 5 for Alabama Offensive snaps inside opp's 40-yard line: zero for either team.

Wait? WHAT?!

CHINA, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! ROCHESTER, NEW YORK, YOU FUCKING MORONS, NOT NEW YORK STATE OR NEW YORK CITY. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE, DID YOU?

CCTVNEWS– Verified account ‏@cctvnews

#BREAKING New York officials cancel New Year’s fireworks over threat

5:01 PM - 31 Dec 2015

63 RETWEETS9 LIKES

Jeff Schultz–

Verified account ‏@JeffSchultzAJC

Alabama will kick off. So Michigan State will punt first.

There is some really good stuff on Twitter. Unfortunately, not by me.

Clemson BLOWS OUT Oklahoma AGAIN.

Didn't know this: last year Clemson beat OU 40-6 :o in the "Russell" "Athletic" "Bowl."

So, the two years combined: 77-23. OUch!

Clemson BLOWS OUT Oklahoma.

37-17. Clemson goes to the national championship game against the winner of Alabama and Michigan State.

Munich Terror Threat.

‏@ABC_Breaking_

BREAKING: #Munich police have identified Samuel Hydenbacker as the suspect in terror plot 

White individual. DAMN. Couldn't be any whiter. Damn.

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

"Imminent" Terror Threat in Munich.

The German government has closed two rail stations.

"Honey! Hurry up, we're gonna be late for the first New Year's Eve partyfootballgame!"

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Oh, I so hope this fails. The arrogance! of ESPN: "no doubt this will change habits."

AMERICAN WOMEN! I AM WITH YOU! AMERICAN MEN ARE COCKROACHES! TO THE BATTLEMENTS! GRAB THOSE SKILLETS, THOSE SAUCEPANS! GIVE NO QUARTER! NOR SEX!

This is sooo Disney, isn't it? Booze, sex? Not in a Disney production!