"Honey! Hurry up, we're gonna be late for the first New Year's Eve partyfootballgame!"

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Oh, I so hope this fails. The arrogance! of ESPN: "no doubt this will change habits."

AMERICAN WOMEN! I AM WITH YOU! AMERICAN MEN ARE COCKROACHES! TO THE BATTLEMENTS! GRAB THOSE SKILLETS, THOSE SAUCEPANS! GIVE NO QUARTER! NOR SEX!

This is sooo Disney, isn't it? Booze, sex? Not in a Disney production!