Monday, October 03, 2016

T.i.P.O

-poetry of clarence herbert woolston

Damn it, I've heard of that guy. Wrote about him not too long ago. What the fuck...Jesus Loves the Little Children? That's my best guess. If I'm right, I apologize Baby Jesus.

-rudolph hess

Those are "Now." No, Woolston is now, Hess is today.

This month:

-girls upskirt and violated images, 2.

Baby Jesus, SMOTE him!

-dabiq

Him too!

And a bunch of Dave Barry search terms.

Don't smote him.

Betcha I'm the only person in the world to take 538's election probability graph, turn it on its head and see a buxom woman in high heels. Betcha.

Trump's Taxes

The New York Times article: Trump did nothing illegal. He followed the letter of the law. Real estate is one of the most tax-friendly businesses, ask any homeowner. Depreciation, lost value, you have always been permitted to carry those paper losses forward to offset income, including future income. That is not a "bombshell."

Neither is Trump a "genius," (my God) as Rudy Giuliani and some other Trump mouthpiece proclaimed. This is SOP in the real estate biz. Giuliani actually said Trump was both a "genius" and that he would have breached a fiduciary duty if he had not taken all the deductions! If you're a "genius" for obeying the law we're a nation of fucking Einsteins.

Trump's failures, in Atlantic City, the Plaza, the airline, that produced the losses, are, or could be, "bombshells" on his business acumen but, my God, show me a businessman who hasn't failed and I'll show you a non-businessman.

I don't think this SOP tax return, just New York state's, not the IRS', is what Trumpie is hiding. That was an old tax return and only the state's. His son-in-law said more recently that Trump's business income shows a lot of Russian money. That's what Trumpie would want to hide. And unless somebody else mails a recent federal tax return to the Quasi's we ain't gonna know.

Sunday, October 02, 2016

"You just want to smack him"

Said a woman about Trumpie that I read this weekend.





You don't want to piss women off Trump, they will fuck you up, I can tell you aaalll about that. And you have! You have pissed off nearly every female big and little in the damned country. And WE'RE gonna catch shit for it, every other guy in the damn country. And that pisses ME off. (Better to have me pissed off at you than her though).
The New York Times and the Gannett chain were trying to get a judge to unseal the records in Disco Donald's divorce from second wife Ivana. http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/donald-trump-ivana-divorce-records-228119 You know, because of the running for president thing. They contended that that constitutes the law's "special circumstances" for unsealing. Seems like it might. They noted that divorce was granted on the basis of a finding of "cruel and inhuman treatment." I could envision that being relevant to an individual running for president. The judge decided not. Isn't that not special?

Trumpie took the fifth 97 times in the divorce proceedings. 97 times? Yes, 97 times. You know, to avoid admitting to the adultery thing. No, I don't know if 97 is a record. It beats my record of zero times taking the fifth on the adultery thing. Trump criticized Hillary Clinton "for having aides" take the fifth on the email thing. I've never taken the fifth on that either. Never had somebody take the fifth for me on my email (or adultery (or anything). You know, because the fifth amendment right against self-incrimination is personal to the "self," you can't invoke it for another self just yourself. You know?

The reason why Trump didn't go full Trump on Hillary over Bill's adultery...Going full Trump on Hillary over Bill...I hold that a penis is like the fifth amendment in that it is personal to the possessor...is because Trumpie's divorce from Ivana was so painful to their three kids, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald, Jr., Eric didn't speak to dad for a year, and because, you know, they were sitting in the front row and everything. I'll run out crying if you do!

Ivanka also got dad to promise he wouldn't "date" anybody younger than her when she was 17 Young Girl, get outta my mind., which was excellent advice from Ivanka since the age of consent in New York state is 17.

Trumpie was praisesome of one aspect of Shariah--NO, not death by stoning for adultery.--as recently as 2008, noting how easy it was to get divorced in Saudi Arabia. "I divorce you! I divorce you! I divorce you!" That's all you gotta do.

Times’ Article Could Be Final Blow For Trump’s Campaign 

http://www.newstalkflorida.com/featured/times-article-final-blow-trumps-campaign/

You're crazy if you think that. All Trump's supporters care about is race. They don't care about his tax returns.

The San Diego Union is the latest newspaper to endorse a Democratic candidate for president for the first time in its history, in this case since 1868. "Imagine President Trump" When I do I get nightmares. The Union's endorsement would have meant more if San Diego State hadn't lost to SOUTH Alabama, though. It must be said.
Not like this! Now THIS is an endorsement worth having!

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/02/politics/lebron-james-endorses-hillary-clinton/

South Alabama. The San Diego Union ought to be ashamed of itself.
The dictators have won their power largely by an appeal, not to a suffering proletariat but to the forgotten 'little man' of the middle classes whom reformers in the past have unaccountably neglected. They have given him a sense of dignity and importance, and opened vistas for him...they have restored pride and confidence to large sections of a class which had begun to despair.-Pilgrim's Way, Tweedsmuir (1940)
The difficulty is not that the path from the log cabin to the White House is not made easy; that will always need vigorous axe-work and a stout heart. It is that society has become so rigid that average youth is deprived of ...modest hopes...And this narrowing of opportunity has come about when its mental outlook has been infinitely broadened...man today, educated, open-eyed, imaginative, chafes bitterly at his confinement in a groove which may be far narrower than that of his predecessors.

The result in the end must be revolution, the most dangerous kind, a revolution of the middle classes. It is on their discontent that the dictators today have based their power. 
The outlook of youth has been narrowed, doors have been sealed, channels have silted up, there is less choice of routes at the cross-roads. 

This affects principally the middle class...the 'middling folk' [who] have to earn their living...-Pilgrim's Way, Tweedsmuir (1940)
A curtain of darkness seemed to have settled upon a world which had once been so shining and varied. But there were many points of light in that darkness.-Pilgrim's Way, Tweedsmuir. (1940)

...a brilliant diversity spreads like stars, like a thousand points of light in a broad and peaceful sky.-Peggy Noonan for George H.W. Bush (1988)

Meteorological Occurrences

Tropical Storm force winds? Pshaw. I spit into the face Tropical Storm winds.

Hurricane winds? I spit into the face of a little, peepy 1 or 2 and have swum in a 3. Nobody in the U.S. FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS is even projected to get hurricane winds. Pshaw.



FT Spurs 2, City 0


Tottenham Hotspur 2 Manchester City 0, 53'

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What were those Dark Ages, those six centuries during which a curtain seemed to descend upon Europe?...A curtain of darkness seemed to have settled upon a world which had once been so shining and varied  -Pilgrim's Way, Lord Tweedsmuir (1940)


A shadow has fallen upon the scenes so lately lit by the Allied victory...From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent.-"Sinews of Peace," speech by Winston Churchill, Westminster College, Fulton Missouri, March 5, 1946.

Saturday, October 01, 2016

"Russia warns US not to attack Syrian regime"-CNN

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/01/middleeast/syria-aleppo-bombing/

OBAMA, ATTACK THEM! AND SHOOT DOWN RUSSIAN FIGHTERS!

This is what Putin has been playing for for awhile now. He wants a shooting war with the U.S.

GIVE IT TO HIM, OBAMA! ATTACK!

"Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades"-NYT

"That makes me smart."

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html?_r=0

Donald J. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him to legally avoid paying any federal income taxes for up to 18 years, records obtained by The New York Times show.

The 1995 tax records, never before disclosed, reveal the extraordinary tax benefits that Mr. Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, derived from the financial wreckage he left behind in the early 1990s through mismanagement of three Atlantic City casinos, his ill-fated foray into the airline business and his ill-timed purchase of the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan.

Tax experts hired by The Times to analyze Mr. Trump’s 1995 records said that tax rules especially advantageous to wealthy filers would have allowed Mr. Trump to use his $916 million loss to cancel out an equivalent amount of taxable income over an 18-year period.

Although Mr. Trump’s taxable income in subsequent years is as yet unknown, a $916 million loss in 1995 would have been large enough to wipe out more than $50 million a year in taxable income over 18 years.

Scholarly Tackle Football

Okay, one final look into the state of higher education in America tonight:

South Alabama, whose helmet logo of a jag-you-are looks like that Liverpool blowfish fan, who beat Mississippi State the first week of classes, leads 19th-ranked San Diego State, who I would like to know how they got into the top 20, 41-24 with four minutos left in the game.

In the marquee game of the day #5 Clemson leads #3 Louisville 28-19, late in the third.

#17 Michigan State and unranked Indiana--When was Indiana last ranked? I don't know.--are tied at 14, six minutes left in the game.

And...I don't care. I don't care about the other ones. Done.

Chase Litton, I knew M Trubisky, Chase, you are no M Trubisky. Final score from Heinz Field: Pitt 43, Marshall 27 on a Chase Litton interception return for a TD as time expired. Okay, what the heck, Victory Lights.

Pitt's Nate Peterman a 54 yard pass for a touchdown with 1:04 left. Pitt up 37-27. Okay, THAT'S it. That is so embarrassing I don't know if I can put the Victory Lights back up. Pitt just cannot play pass defense. "Chase" "Litton" 20/29 against them tonight. We made Chase Litton look like M Trubisky. Never seen Pitt's pass defense be so bad.

He-he-he-he. 30-27 Pitt. Marshall has outscored them 27-3 in the second half. Victory Lights be GONE!


Gosh. My beloved Pitt "Panthers" lead Marshall 27-0 at the half. I'm gonna put the Victory Lights on the header now. I don't think Marshall's coming back and I don't think I'm going to be up much longer.

Twitter reaction to Tennessee 34 Georgia 31:

The amount of babies being born in Tennessee 9 months from now will be astronomical #TENNvsUGA
Southern gentleman, Jon.

I just screamed so loud in the newsroom the security guard came running
#Georgia we need to break up. It's you. You are giving me way too many gray hairs. Call me when you can play nice #TENNvsUGA #needmorewine
Ah! I'm sorry, Dawn.
It took 9 seconds for Athens to go from celebratory drinking to depression drinking. Either way, hope they have Uber! #TENNvsUGA #UGA #TN
If you a volunteer fan you just went from hating the world to running in the street naked #TENNvsUGA



I committed a fauxpelini in pronouncing this afternoon's WIS-MEESH game the "marquee" game of the day. That game was only between the eighth and fourth-ranked teams. Tonight's Clemson-Louisville game is between numbers 3 and five. Apologize for any inconvenience.

Oh hell, I didn't do close to justice on the Tennessee-Georgia game. Georgia took the lead 31-28 on a Hail Mary pass...

with
ten
seconds
left!

The Rocky Tops then got the ball at midfield on accounta penalties to Georgia for celebrating and offsides and then...a 50-yard Hail Mary into a crowd of orange and silver britches and an orange came down with the ball.

Un
be
liev
able.

This guy, ESPN's Edward Aschoff does justice to the ending:

ATHENS, Ga. -- OK, let's just take a moment and try to process what we just saw.

You seated? Your brain working? Do you know where you are?

No?

Good, me either.

Somehow, Tennessee is teaching us that you can't spell "comeback victory" without "Vols."
...
Brick by brick, Tennessee clawed its way to victory in front of a raucous Georgia crowd that watched its team literally run all over Tennessee's defense for most of the afternoon, only to watch all glimmer of hope fade when a bone-rattling sack/fumble/touchdown initiated by star defensive end Derek Barnett gave the Vols a 28-24 lead with 2:56 remaining.

Oh, but it wasn't over then. Oh, no. This is Tennessee football, and it appears to have a football-shaped angel on its shoulder, devilishly peering down on the Vols' opponents.

Georgia quarterback Jacob Eason drove 81 yards in four plays, capping things off with a magnificent 47-yard touchdown strike to Riley Ridley with 10 seconds left to take a 31-28 lead.

Game, right?

Naaaaah.

All Tennessee QB Joshua Dobbs did was hurl a 43-yard prayer (thanks to a celebration penalty and an offside on the kickoff) into the end zone as time expired that Jauan Jennings snatched out of the sky to officially put a fork in this one.


34-31.
...
It might leave Vols fans clutching their chests in agony, but at the end of the day, this team is resilient as hell and it just topped top East rivals Florida and Georgia in back-to-back weeks after trailing by a combined 41 points.
http://www.espn.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/121654/tennessee-roars-back-twice-for-miracle-last-second-win-at-georgia

Good writin', Edward!

In today's marquee game #4 Meeshagan beat #8 WIS 14-7 at MEESH. That game about validates Paul Chryst's team almost as much as a win would have.

Oh my, oh my, of my, they're gonna be partyin' on ol Rocky Top agin tonight. The Tennessee "Volunteers" beat the Georgia "Ex-Mark Richt's" on the last play of the game, OOOHH! Jawja, sorry about that! A 43-yard pass at the buzzer did it for TENN.

My oh my, oh my. North Carolina went into Tallahassee and knocked off the #12 "Seminoles" of Florida State 37-35. FSU, t'ain't #12 no mo. T'ain't gonna be in the top 25 if there's any justice. M. Trubisky, who torched my beloved Pitt "Panthers" last week was 31/38 passing against the "Semiholes."

Kentucky leads Alabama 3-0 in the first. Yeah, that score will hold up.

The 15th-ranked Nebraska "Fauxpelini's" came roaring back from a 13-10 half-time deficit to wax Illinoise 31-16.

"Source" tells ESPN Texas won't make Charlie Strong an Ex in mid-season.

#23 Florida beat the Vanderbilt "Ex-James Franklin's" in a dreary sounding 13-6 game.

Notre Dame clamped down on defense in the second half and beat a bad Syracuse team 50-33.

Texas. All my ex's live in Texas and Charlie Strong is heading toward an exit after a 49-31 loss to Oklahoma State. Texas was 22nd ranked. The Texas defense has given up in its first four games, 47, 7, 50, and 49 points. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, the eyes of Texas are upon you.

You're 13th, Baylor? Where, in Texas? The 13th best team in the nation doesn't need 17 fourth quarter points to nudge woeful Iowa State. The "Bears" prevailed 45-42 and if there is any justice will FALL in the polls after this embarrassing win.

Miami ("of Florida") beat Georgia Tech 35-21. The "Hurricanes" were 14th-ranked coming into the game. Georgia's decision to fire head coach Mark Richt is a decision they will regret but once, and that is continuously.

Continuing on regretful decisions, the Big 10 accepted Rutgers and Maryland into their conference when they already had one disgraceful "school" in PSU. Rutgers is a train wreck in every regard and got crushed today in Columbus by Ohio State 58-0. The scoreline flatters Rutgers, it was not that "close." The Big 10 would be scarlet with embarrassment if they had any dignity which they don't so they're not. 

"Trump vs. Miss Universe: When Will It End?"-Wall Street Journal

Right? Can you believe this is going on, coming from a candidate for president? It's a nightmare. "I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that the Republican presidential nominee started insulting and demeaning a former Miss Universe on twitter!" And it just won't end. It was Judge Curiel, it was the Khans, it was the Star of David tweet, it was Putin, Heil Hitler salutes, "Fuck that nigger," on and on. It just never ends. It's a nightmare for America, for democracy in America. Just a fucking nightmare.
Hey, happy October. 5,281 pageviews in September here. Been a good year.

Sporting News

Half-time scores:

Notre Dame 33, Syracuse 27. Syracuse missed a makeable 40-yard field goal at the end or it would have been 33-20. Brian Kelly fired his defensive coordinator but Syracuse is on track to score 54. If Kelly loses this game and the "Irish" fall to 1-4, Kelly's own job will be in jeopardy. No excuses for this.

Iowa State 28, #13 Baylor 2

Oklahoma State 37, #22 Texas 25. Charlie Strong's "D" gave up 50 in a loss to Cal. Okie State is half-way to 74. If this keeps up...see Brian Kelly.

FT EPL:

Swansea 1, Liverpool 2. Livers doing well.

Clubs think they saw in former Livers manager Brendan "Jolly" Rodgers' 3-3 draw with City at Celtic a way to stop Pep's Boys: crowd space around City's players to prevent tiki-taka. We'll see tomorrow at Spurs.

"That felt good!"


Done. A little over an hour of self-improvement done.
I heard a quote from Shimon Peres, the late Israeli leader, something to the effect that the key to being youthful is always to have dreams.

I wrote a couple of years ago that I don't dream anymore. I entendred that as a double entendre for I didn't enter that deep REM sleep that produces dreams and I didn't have Peres-ian dreams anymore, goals in life.

In both senses my surfeit of dreaming bothered me. I have since overcome the first and last night (early last night) I thought about what to do about the second goal-directed sense of dreaming. I ruled out running for president. Some people have "bucket lists," things they want to accomplish before they enter deep, permanent sleep. I ruled out climbing Everest.

I decided that I would premeditate one specific thing to do each day to make myself a better person. This should be done the night before but last night I fell asleep. So now I have to decide what to do today. I have ruled out laying around in my underwear live-blogging soccer and college football as insufficiently self-improving. Since this is Saturday I have decided to force myself to do a discrete, measurable amount of work, say one hour's worth. So that's what I'm going to do. Ciao.
Brigham Young beat Toledo last night in scholarly tackle football 55-53.

Nobody plays defense anymore. I don't like it.
MAN. I just awoke from a 13-hour nap. That is embarrassing. And by the look of it in the mirror itwere'nt no beauty nap. That'll teach me to get up at 1:44 am.

Trumpie, I don't think I have the stamina to keep you from becoming president.

Friday, September 30, 2016

Saudis Cut Oil Production

After two years of refusing to cut, "to maintain market share" (i.e. to kill the nascent American fracking industry) Saudi Arabia-led OPEC this week reversed course in a surprise move. The price of a barrel of oil went above $50--good news for Russia, $50 is their break-even point; bad news for Americans.

Coincidental that the abrupt change of course came the week Congress overrode President Obama's veto of a law allowing families of 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia? No.

"Deutsche Bank Troubles Raise Fear of Global Shock"-NYT

Uh oh.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/01/business/dealbook/deutsche-bank-stock-bailout.html?referer=http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/30/briefing/roy-moore-us-presidential-race-deepwater-horizon.html

The biggest worries center on what happens if Deutsche falls apart to the point that it threatens the globe with a financial shock — and whether new rules and buffers put in place since the last crisis will keep the pain from spreading.
Trumpie, you have a big belly and little brains. Better the other way. You're all messed up. 
What a strange man.

Trumpie is on the see-food diet. He sees food he eats it. 

This is the 50th anniversary of the start of professor of pedophila (emeritus) Gerald Arthur Sandusky's tenure at PSU as a graduate assistant. PSU will honor Sandusky with a half-time tribute during tomorrow's game against Minnesota.
Trumpie, if a bird had your brains, it would fly backwards.