Okay, one final look into the state of higher education in America tonight:
South Alabama, whose helmet logo of a jag-you-are looks like that Liverpool blowfish fan, who beat Mississippi State the first week of classes, leads 19th-ranked San Diego State, who I would like to know how they got into the top 20, 41-24 with four minutos left in the game.
In the marquee game of the day #5 Clemson leads #3 Louisville 28-19, late in the third.
#17 Michigan State and unranked Indiana--When was Indiana last ranked? I don't know.--are tied at 14, six minutes left in the game.
And...I don't care. I don't care about the other ones. Done.
Chase Litton, I knew M Trubisky, Chase, you are no M Trubisky. Final score from Heinz Field: Pitt 43, Marshall 27 on a Chase Litton interception return for a TD as time expired. Okay, what the heck, Victory Lights.
Pitt's Nate Peterman a 54 yard pass for a touchdown with 1:04 left. Pitt up 37-27. Okay, THAT'S it. That is so embarrassing I don't know if I can put the Victory Lights back up. Pitt just cannot play pass defense. "Chase" "Litton" 20/29 against them tonight. We made Chase Litton look like M Trubisky. Never seen Pitt's pass defense be so bad.
He-he-he-he. 30-27 Pitt. Marshall has outscored them 27-3 in the second half. Victory Lights be GONE!
Gosh. My beloved Pitt "Panthers" lead Marshall 27-0 at the half. I'm gonna put the Victory Lights on the header now. I don't think Marshall's coming back and I don't think I'm going to be up much longer.
Twitter reaction to Tennessee 34 Georgia 31:
I committed a fauxpelini in pronouncing this afternoon's WIS-MEESH game the "marquee" game of the day. That game was only between the eighth and fourth-ranked teams. Tonight's Clemson-Louisville game is between numbers 3 and five. Apologize for any inconvenience.
Oh hell, I didn't do close to justice on the Tennessee-Georgia game. Georgia took the lead 31-28 on a Hail Mary pass...
with
ten
seconds
left!
The Rocky Tops then got the ball at midfield on accounta penalties to Georgia for celebrating and offsides and then...a 50-yard Hail Mary into a crowd of orange and silver britches and an orange came down with the ball.
Un
be
liev
able.
This guy, ESPN's Edward Aschoff does justice to the ending:
ATHENS, Ga. -- OK, let's just take a moment and try to process what we just saw.
You seated? Your brain working? Do you know where you are?
No?
Good, me either.
Somehow, Tennessee is teaching us that you can't spell "comeback victory" without "Vols."
...
Brick by brick, Tennessee clawed its way to victory in front of a raucous Georgia crowd that watched its team literally run all over Tennessee's defense for most of the afternoon, only to watch all glimmer of hope fade when a bone-rattling sack/fumble/touchdown initiated by star defensive end Derek Barnett gave the Vols a 28-24 lead with 2:56 remaining.
Oh, but it wasn't over then. Oh, no. This is Tennessee football, and it appears to have a football-shaped angel on its shoulder, devilishly peering down on the Vols' opponents.
Georgia quarterback Jacob Eason drove 81 yards in four plays, capping things off with a magnificent 47-yard touchdown strike to Riley Ridley with 10 seconds left to take a 31-28 lead.
Game, right?
Naaaaah.
All Tennessee QB Joshua Dobbs did was hurl a 43-yard prayer (thanks to a celebration penalty and an offside on the kickoff) into the end zone as time expired that Jauan Jennings snatched out of the sky to officially put a fork in this one.
34-31.
...
It might leave Vols fans clutching their chests in agony, but at the end of the day, this team is resilient as hell and it just topped top East rivals Florida and Georgia in back-to-back weeks after trailing by a combined 41 points.
http://www.espn.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/121654/tennessee-roars-back-twice-for-miracle-last-second-win-at-georgia
Good writin', Edward!
In today's marquee game #4 Meeshagan beat #8 WIS 14-7 at MEESH. That game about validates Paul Chryst's team almost as much as a win would have.
Oh my, oh my, of my, they're gonna be partyin' on ol Rocky Top agin tonight. The Tennessee "Volunteers" beat the Georgia "Ex-Mark Richt's" on the last play of the game, OOOHH! Jawja, sorry about that! A 43-yard pass at the buzzer did it for TENN.
My oh my, oh my. North Carolina went into Tallahassee and knocked off the #12 "Seminoles" of Florida State 37-35. FSU, t'ain't #12 no mo. T'ain't gonna be in the top 25 if there's any justice. M. Trubisky, who torched my beloved Pitt "Panthers" last week was 31/38 passing against the "Semiholes."
Kentucky leads Alabama 3-0 in the first. Yeah, that score will hold up.
The 15th-ranked Nebraska "Fauxpelini's" came roaring back from a 13-10 half-time deficit to wax Illinoise 31-16.
"Source" tells ESPN Texas won't make Charlie Strong an Ex in mid-season.
#23 Florida beat the Vanderbilt "Ex-James Franklin's" in a dreary sounding 13-6 game.
Notre Dame clamped down on defense in the second half and beat a bad Syracuse team 50-33.
Texas. All my ex's live in Texas and Charlie Strong is heading toward an exit after a 49-31 loss to Oklahoma State. Texas was 22nd ranked. The Texas defense has given up in its first four games, 47, 7, 50, and 49 points. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, the eyes of Texas are upon you.
You're 13th, Baylor? Where, in Texas? The 13th best team in the nation doesn't need 17 fourth quarter points to nudge woeful Iowa State. The "Bears" prevailed 45-42 and if there is any justice will FALL in the polls after this embarrassing win.
Miami ("of Florida") beat Georgia Tech 35-21. The "Hurricanes" were 14th-ranked coming into the game. Georgia's decision to fire head coach Mark Richt is a decision they will regret but once, and that is continuously.
Continuing on regretful decisions, the Big 10 accepted Rutgers and Maryland into their conference when they already had one disgraceful "school" in PSU. Rutgers is a train wreck in every regard and got crushed today in Columbus by Ohio State 58-0. The scoreline flatters Rutgers, it was not that "close." The Big 10 would be scarlet with embarrassment if they had any dignity which they don't so they're not.
South Alabama, whose helmet logo of a jag-you-are looks like that Liverpool blowfish fan, who beat Mississippi State the first week of classes, leads 19th-ranked San Diego State, who I would like to know how they got into the top 20, 41-24 with four minutos left in the game.
In the marquee game of the day #5 Clemson leads #3 Louisville 28-19, late in the third.
#17 Michigan State and unranked Indiana--When was Indiana last ranked? I don't know.--are tied at 14, six minutes left in the game.
And...I don't care. I don't care about the other ones. Done.
Chase Litton, I knew M Trubisky, Chase, you are no M Trubisky. Final score from Heinz Field: Pitt 43, Marshall 27 on a Chase Litton interception return for a TD as time expired. Okay, what the heck, Victory Lights.
Pitt's Nate Peterman a 54 yard pass for a touchdown with 1:04 left. Pitt up 37-27. Okay, THAT'S it. That is so embarrassing I don't know if I can put the Victory Lights back up. Pitt just cannot play pass defense. "Chase" "Litton" 20/29 against them tonight. We made Chase Litton look like M Trubisky. Never seen Pitt's pass defense be so bad.
He-he-he-he. 30-27 Pitt. Marshall has outscored them 27-3 in the second half. Victory Lights be GONE!
Gosh. My beloved Pitt "Panthers" lead Marshall 27-0 at the half. I'm gonna put the Victory Lights on the header now. I don't think Marshall's coming back and I don't think I'm going to be up much longer.
Twitter reaction to Tennessee 34 Georgia 31:
The amount of babies being born in Tennessee 9 months from now will be astronomical #TENNvsUGA
Southern gentleman, Jon.
I just screamed so loud in the newsroom the security guard came running
#Georgia we need to break up. It's you. You are giving me way too many gray hairs. Call me when you can play nice #TENNvsUGA #needmorewine
Ah! I'm sorry, Dawn.
It took 9 seconds for Athens to go from celebratory drinking to depression drinking. Either way, hope they have Uber! #TENNvsUGA #UGA #TN
If you a volunteer fan you just went from hating the world to running in the street naked #TENNvsUGA
I committed a fauxpelini in pronouncing this afternoon's WIS-MEESH game the "marquee" game of the day. That game was only between the eighth and fourth-ranked teams. Tonight's Clemson-Louisville game is between numbers 3 and five. Apologize for any inconvenience.
Oh hell, I didn't do close to justice on the Tennessee-Georgia game. Georgia took the lead 31-28 on a Hail Mary pass...
with
ten
seconds
left!
The Rocky Tops then got the ball at midfield on accounta penalties to Georgia for celebrating and offsides and then...a 50-yard Hail Mary into a crowd of orange and silver britches and an orange came down with the ball.
Un
be
liev
able.
This guy, ESPN's Edward Aschoff does justice to the ending:
ATHENS, Ga. -- OK, let's just take a moment and try to process what we just saw.
You seated? Your brain working? Do you know where you are?
No?
Good, me either.
Somehow, Tennessee is teaching us that you can't spell "comeback victory" without "Vols."
...
Brick by brick, Tennessee clawed its way to victory in front of a raucous Georgia crowd that watched its team literally run all over Tennessee's defense for most of the afternoon, only to watch all glimmer of hope fade when a bone-rattling sack/fumble/touchdown initiated by star defensive end Derek Barnett gave the Vols a 28-24 lead with 2:56 remaining.
Oh, but it wasn't over then. Oh, no. This is Tennessee football, and it appears to have a football-shaped angel on its shoulder, devilishly peering down on the Vols' opponents.
Georgia quarterback Jacob Eason drove 81 yards in four plays, capping things off with a magnificent 47-yard touchdown strike to Riley Ridley with 10 seconds left to take a 31-28 lead.
Game, right?
Naaaaah.
All Tennessee QB Joshua Dobbs did was hurl a 43-yard prayer (thanks to a celebration penalty and an offside on the kickoff) into the end zone as time expired that Jauan Jennings snatched out of the sky to officially put a fork in this one.
34-31.
...
It might leave Vols fans clutching their chests in agony, but at the end of the day, this team is resilient as hell and it just topped top East rivals Florida and Georgia in back-to-back weeks after trailing by a combined 41 points.
http://www.espn.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/121654/tennessee-roars-back-twice-for-miracle-last-second-win-at-georgia
Good writin', Edward!
In today's marquee game #4 Meeshagan beat #8 WIS 14-7 at MEESH. That game about validates Paul Chryst's team almost as much as a win would have.
Oh my, oh my, of my, they're gonna be partyin' on ol Rocky Top agin tonight. The Tennessee "Volunteers" beat the Georgia "Ex-Mark Richt's" on the last play of the game, OOOHH! Jawja, sorry about that! A 43-yard pass at the buzzer did it for TENN.
My oh my, oh my. North Carolina went into Tallahassee and knocked off the #12 "Seminoles" of Florida State 37-35. FSU, t'ain't #12 no mo. T'ain't gonna be in the top 25 if there's any justice. M. Trubisky, who torched my beloved Pitt "Panthers" last week was 31/38 passing against the "Semiholes."
Kentucky leads Alabama 3-0 in the first. Yeah, that score will hold up.
The 15th-ranked Nebraska "Fauxpelini's" came roaring back from a 13-10 half-time deficit to wax Illinoise 31-16.
"Source" tells ESPN Texas won't make Charlie Strong an Ex in mid-season.
#23 Florida beat the Vanderbilt "Ex-James Franklin's" in a dreary sounding 13-6 game.
Notre Dame clamped down on defense in the second half and beat a bad Syracuse team 50-33.
Texas. All my ex's live in Texas and Charlie Strong is heading toward an exit after a 49-31 loss to Oklahoma State. Texas was 22nd ranked. The Texas defense has given up in its first four games, 47, 7, 50, and 49 points. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, the eyes of Texas are upon you.
You're 13th, Baylor? Where, in Texas? The 13th best team in the nation doesn't need 17 fourth quarter points to nudge woeful Iowa State. The "Bears" prevailed 45-42 and if there is any justice will FALL in the polls after this embarrassing win.
Miami ("of Florida") beat Georgia Tech 35-21. The "Hurricanes" were 14th-ranked coming into the game. Georgia's decision to fire head coach Mark Richt is a decision they will regret but once, and that is continuously.
Continuing on regretful decisions, the Big 10 accepted Rutgers and Maryland into their conference when they already had one disgraceful "school" in PSU. Rutgers is a train wreck in every regard and got crushed today in Columbus by Ohio State 58-0. The scoreline flatters Rutgers, it was not that "close." The Big 10 would be scarlet with embarrassment if they had any dignity which they don't so they're not.
