OFTEN WRONG, ALWAYS CERTAIN

MEMO:

TO: GENERAL WESLEY CLARK
FROM: BENJAMIN HARRIS
RE: ECONOMICS

obviously, domestic issues are those on which you're most vulnerable. don't attempt to take a crash course in economics. forget rolling back the bush tax cuts for the wealthy. forget a middle class tax cut.

go on the stump right now and tell everyone in middle america to take out a second mortgage, contact their bookies and take the buffalo "bills" and the three points against the miami "dolphins" this sunday night.

this will result in the biggest wealth transfer since the institution of the progressive income tax.

if you'd like to discuss this further i can be reached at vip sports bet in the bahamas.