Continuing our coverage of corrupt, secretive regimes, the People's Republic of Dungeon announced yesterday that Gu Kailai, wife of Bo Xilai, had been formally charged with the murder of Briton Neil Heywood. Who the Chinese originally said had died from over-consumption of alcohol. Which everyone knows is impossible. Who turned out to be a teetotaler. Who they now say was poisoned. Whose body they cremated before they could determine, like, the cause of death.
Image: Heywood, Gu, Bo and...Bo Junior whatever his name is.
