Boston Marathon Bombing.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev?  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev?  Get outta town.  Rooskis?  Rooskis, you swine, I eat your children. Whoa, no they're Chechens. Chechens! Chechens hate Rooskis too, right? Shouldn't that have been a bonding opportunity? How weird. Why Boston?  Did they make a wrong turn at Minsk? Can Chechens be Muslim? Can we still hope?