When is a coup not a coup?

When it's in Egypt.

A coup d'etat occurred in Thailand today. The United States immediately called it:

“I am disappointed by the decision of the Thai military to suspend the constitution and take control of the government after a long period of political turmoil, and there is no justification for this military coup.”- Secretary of State John Kerry.

John-John still has not called the July, 2013 coup in Egypt a coup. Neither has any other Obama official. Why? It's not in U.S. interests. Swine.