Sunday, May 25, 2014

MockAfrica.com

Heavens, another blowfish-ish shaped country in Africa.


This is Mali.

Not to be confused with Bali. Or Bally.


This is Mali's Seal.

"Un peuple, un but, une foi" is not to be confused with "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer," on account of it's French. The foi of which there is only une is Islam. So...maybe. Comme ci comme ca.

Mali checks in with a robust HDI rank of 182nd, lagging only slightly behind its blowfish neighbor Niger in quest for bottom.

Among the agreeable cultural practices of Mali is female genital mutilation which adorns 85%-91%
of those eligible. Which nicely correlates with the 90% of Malians who are Muslim.

The fourth Google image that shows actual Malians is this one, a charming shot of a friendly member of the gendarme with a Captain Hook like device in his left hand offering assistance to an elderly un of the peuple. So nice.


The undersigned wanderer has a blurred memory of some upset among the un peuple in the north of Mali so it could be that, too.

Thus Mali.