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Huddersfield Town v Manchester City ticket release date revealed-Huddersfield Daily Examiner...Excuse me THE Huddersfield Daily Examiner. Apologize for any inconvenience.

That's the fucking club that is my standard hypostatization of "lower level," "second-rate.," viz: "If there is a God, She will have Leicester playing Huddersfield Town next season."

That is a pretty nice looking shield. It beats a steering wheel with a .45 gunshot wound to the chest. What is with the three stars, though? Rivers, as City's old logo? Is every fucking place in England at some confluence of three rivers. The Trinity? Did those feet in ancient times Walk upon Huddersfield's cobbled streets?

The Premier League giants visit the John Smith's Stadium in the fifth round of the FA Cup

"The John Smith's Stadium"? GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND TALK AMERICAN, will ya? 

WOW! I LOVE THAT BLUE! That is far brighter than City's. More aqua-ish. There's orange there at the entrance. Miami "Dolphins"?  It looks GREAT! WOW. Way to go Huddersfield! Very nice. Built in 1994 so still pretty new. Seats 24,000 which is par or a little above comparable stadia in THE Shitsfield League. What league do they play in? I don't even know except it T'AIN'T the Premiership. Un momento, por favor...THEY'RE 5th in the Coca Cola Championship! That's second level! That's not bad!

Where the fuck is Huddersfield Town and what's is it's population and all them things?

Situated down the hills it sort of looks like Barnesboro if you took a picture from up on Red Rock and took out 160,000 people and the Shit Creek.

Huddersfield, just Huddersfield, not the diminutive "Town," stupid idots, has 163,000 people! That's respectable. That's the size of Eugene, Oregon, home of the University of Rhabdomyolysis "Fighting Romboids." The entire athletic department at UR has been designated by the U.S. Department of Narional Landmarks as an ASSHOLE.

Huddersfield is located between Leeds and Manchester.

To quote Pop, "I think that's enough."