The wine connoisseur enjoys his wine fully, even intimately -- swirls it in a glass to release its aroma, smells it and appreciates it subtleties – it involves all the senses. From the very first sight it attracts with its appearance – the shape and colour of the bottle, the colour and texture of the fizz. Then comes touch. You touch the bottle, the cork, then the glass, then swirl. The aroma mesmerizes your senses. It evolves from the first whiff to the first and then the second nose. It then invites your lips to reach out to kiss the glass. Don’t you see the likeness to foreplay? http://www.thewineclub.in/user_blog/1418/Sex-It-Up-With-Wine

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I hate wine. I hate champagne. Wine discolors your teeth. Both feel like they're melting my teeth. Both give you bad breath. With either, you have to drink too much to get a proper buzz and if that's all there is and you happened to get drunk on the shit, God help you the next morning. Ever had a champagne hangover?

And I hate wine connoisseurs like that twee bitch.