Arright, look: These are the fucking alternative "news" stories I could have posted and if they put the scotch in your soda, they're still available. Drink up!
How about this one, huh?
Harry Connick Jr. talks colon cancer screening options
Huh? You like?
OR
Deep-sea video captures the sexual hookup of live anglerfish for the first time
Anglerfish do it deeper.
Your Grilled Burger May Come with a Side of High Blood Pressure
And!
Inside the Kennedy family 'curse'
OH my God. The statute of limitations ran on that about 30 years ago. CNN has it! You still think my pithy analysis of the NCAA tourney was insipid? Go read Harry Connick's colonoscopy and call me in the morning.
How about this one, huh?
Harry Connick Jr. talks colon cancer screening options
Huh? You like?
OR
Deep-sea video captures the sexual hookup of live anglerfish for the first time
Anglerfish do it deeper.
Your Grilled Burger May Come with a Side of High Blood Pressure
And!
Inside the Kennedy family 'curse'
OH my God. The statute of limitations ran on that about 30 years ago. CNN has it! You still think my pithy analysis of the NCAA tourney was insipid? Go read Harry Connick's colonoscopy and call me in the morning.
