Friday, March 30, 2018

Back from the nine week-long international break the Premiers resume tomorrow.

16th place Crystal Palace host streaking Liverpool (3rd) at seven and one-half bells. Gonna miss that one, I'm afeared.

At 10:00 a.m. (in the morning (Normal People Time)) there's a gaggle of matches:

Silver medalist Manchester "Buccaneers" play 14th place Swansea at RayJay.

Nuevo Castillo and the Town meet in a Coca-Cola play-in along Tyne.

West Ham (17) and Southie (18) in another Coca-Cola Classic at the London Stadium, West Ham fans permitting.

Stick, trying to avoid a sip and a drop, too, play at Arsenal, who are playing for what again?

Burnley(7) at West Brom (20) for absolutely nothing.

Brighton (12)-Lester(7) ditto oh this is so dreary go back on international break.

Watford(11)-Comeinmymouth(10).

Once all that excitement has worn off we get to the only match I give a shit about (just cuz, they aren't playin' for nothin' neither), Everton(9)-God's Righteous Team of Angels in Sky BA-LOO (1) at 12:30.

For the first time in the whole history of the earth all soccer eyes will be trained on Los Angaleez. Welcome to Zlatan, L.A. The "Galaxy" host Los Angeles Football Club at 3:00.