I shoulda saved that oh my goodness gracious on accounta Cincinnati went into LA and beat ucLA 26-17 in Chip Kelly's debutante (foot)ball.
#9 Au-Burn of the SEC beat #6 Wershington of the PAC, the PAC-12 I do believe it is, 21-16 in Atlanta. Same pussy conference UCLA plays in.
#12 Notre Dame of the ACC beat #14 Meeshagan of the B1G 24-17 by du Lac.
Mississippi of the SEC beat Texas Tech of the...Big 12 47-27 in Houston, which is not where TT is located. Nor is Ole Miss. Buncha games being played where they oughtn't be played if you ask me. Buncha schools changing their names and shit.
Houston beat Why Does Rice Play Anybody 45-27 in Houston of all places. Friends and relatives at that one I bet don't know but I bet.
Cal(ifornia) of the aforementioned Pussy Athletic Conference beat C'lina of the aforementioned Almost Competitive Conference 24-17 in I don't know where but I think Berkeley.
Oh man, Nicholls, which used to be Nicholls State (see below) beat Rock Chalk Jackoff of the B?G 26-23.
And, fuck all yinz I'm goin' to bed.
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8:30 pm:
Oh my goodness gracious, Paterno-Sandusky U needed OT to beat App State 45-38 in Moonie Valley.
The "Qu-'Eers" handed new coach Greg Schiano defeat in his debut on Rocky Top 40-14in Couch Burn. No, it wasn't in Couch Burn. Apologize for any inconvenience. It was in Charlotte...which is a suburb of Knoxville.
Um...Maryland beat #23 Texas 34-29. Um...Mary's new coach? MATT CANADA! Betcha there was offensive trickery that befuddled Bevo.
And Pitt beat Albany State 33-7...Wait a minute. "The Golden Rams"? Did they change their nickname? Georgia? They moved...Wait a minute, that can't be. They were in Albany, New York...Un momento por favor... 😒 The "University at Albany." What, as opposed to the "Whorehouse at Albany?" At used to be Albany State for forever.
#9 Au-Burn of the SEC beat #6 Wershington of the PAC, the PAC-12 I do believe it is, 21-16 in Atlanta. Same pussy conference UCLA plays in.
#12 Notre Dame of the ACC beat #14 Meeshagan of the B1G 24-17 by du Lac.
Mississippi of the SEC beat Texas Tech of the...Big 12 47-27 in Houston, which is not where TT is located. Nor is Ole Miss. Buncha games being played where they oughtn't be played if you ask me. Buncha schools changing their names and shit.
Houston beat Why Does Rice Play Anybody 45-27 in Houston of all places. Friends and relatives at that one I bet don't know but I bet.
Cal(ifornia) of the aforementioned Pussy Athletic Conference beat C'lina of the aforementioned Almost Competitive Conference 24-17 in I don't know where but I think Berkeley.
Oh man, Nicholls, which used to be Nicholls State (see below) beat Rock Chalk Jackoff of the B?G 26-23.
And, fuck all yinz I'm goin' to bed.
...
8:30 pm:
Oh my goodness gracious, Paterno-Sandusky U needed OT to beat App State 45-38 in Moonie Valley.
The "Qu-'Eers" handed new coach Greg Schiano defeat in his debut on Rocky Top 40-14
Um...Maryland beat #23 Texas 34-29. Um...Mary's new coach? MATT CANADA! Betcha there was offensive trickery that befuddled Bevo.
And Pitt beat Albany State 33-7...Wait a minute. "The Golden Rams"? Did they change their nickname? Georgia? They moved...Wait a minute, that can't be. They were in Albany, New York...Un momento por favor... 😒 The "University at Albany." What, as opposed to the "Whorehouse at Albany?" At used to be Albany State for forever.
University at Albany, SUNY
"The State University of New York at Albany, also known as University at Albany, SUNY Albany or UAlbany..."
-(Wiks)
You are full of caca. At was Albany StATe. The "Great Danes," yes! That was their nickname. "Originally founded in 1844 in Albany, Denmark, the university moved to upstate New York in 1962 and became a part of the state university system of New York." Thus, SUNY.
Why do universities do that? Change their names from "state"? I'll tell you why. It's because of the aforementioned Penn STATE. You want to be confused with Penn State, a home to buggery, pedophilia, and terrorist cults?
No, you do not. So drop the "State" from your name. You think Penn likes getting confused with Penn State? No, they do not! Having "State" in your name conveys to the world that you are a farm school, a teacher's college, it signals that you are an institution for dull, moneyless lowlifes. Not having "State" in your name, like Penn, means you're PRIVATE! BIG BUCKS! Elite education! Ivy league! That's what you want.
Anyway, a Great Dane by any other name would still smell as dog doo and these "Great Danes" may have Denmark in their history but Great they ain't. They play tackle football in the "Football Championship Subdivision" which like the "Championship" in short-pants football in Merry Ol' is second-rate. You can't spell second-rate without "at"!
Why do universities do that? Change their names from "state"? I'll tell you why. It's because of the aforementioned Penn STATE. You want to be confused with Penn State, a home to buggery, pedophilia, and terrorist cults?
No, you do not. So drop the "State" from your name. You think Penn likes getting confused with Penn State? No, they do not! Having "State" in your name conveys to the world that you are a farm school, a teacher's college, it signals that you are an institution for dull, moneyless lowlifes. Not having "State" in your name, like Penn, means you're PRIVATE! BIG BUCKS! Elite education! Ivy league! That's what you want.
Anyway, a Great Dane by any other name would still smell as dog doo and these "Great Danes" may have Denmark in their history but Great they ain't. They play tackle football in the "Football Championship Subdivision" which like the "Championship" in short-pants football in Merry Ol' is second-rate. You can't spell second-rate without "at"!
