11:02 pm in the night time Normal Cop Time
Last call yinz, this be it for me.
Updating Alabama at Old Mississippi, Public Occurrences scholars will recall that Old Mississippi scored the first pernts of the game on the first play of the game to take a 7-0 lead after which Alabama scored the next 49 to take a to-7 lead into the locker rooms for refreshments before the start of the second half whereupon Alabama ran off the final 13 pernts to win the ball game 62-7.
They're burning barns in West Lafayette, Indiana home to the Perdue "Boilermakers" and home for four years to Cindy Crawford who can always make me boil and burn. But tonight, I say tonight the Missouri "Tagerz" of the SEC are in town battling another of the B?G's also-rans and at this typing it be Mizzou 37-Perdue 34
Akron, the "Zippers," are beating the B?G's Northwestern "Mildcats" 32-28 with 8 1/2 left in the zzz'er.
#4 Ohio State also of said B?G is on top of them #15 "Horny Toads" of TCU in Fawt Werf 26-21 wiff 3:15 lef in the turd in a ball gim that has gon back and ferth. That would be a good win for OSU.
TEXAS, who lost to Maryland who got killed today by TEMPLE, THAT Texas, is beating the snot out of the USC "Orenthal James Simpsons" in Aweston.
What is this other shit...I don't see any other shit I give a shit about. Till next week, yinz y'allers, have a goo one.
10:40 pm
Man, North Texas scholars are simply more scholarly than Arkansas'. Take this:
https://youtu.be/nAJFLzfRLWM
Yep, Arkansas, you is DUM! North Texas is smarter, humiliated Arkansas at home, and prolly ran off with da Hogs' friend gurlz.
Has this been a good Saturday for the SEC? Is Arkansas still a member of the SEC? Then, no.
10:17 pm
This part of 5newsonline's write-up on Arkansas' North Texas debacle,
A week after rushing for 299 yards, Arkansas was shut down by a North Texas defense that stacked the box and dared the Razorbacks to throw.
is identical to this part of ESPN's write-up on Maryland's Temple debacle,
Jamming the line of scrimmage and daring unbeaten Maryland to throw, the Owls shut down the Terrapins' potent offense and pulled off a 35-14 upset Saturday.
8:56 pm
North Texas destroyed Arkansas in Fayetteville 44-17. That is the worst lost in Arkansas football history. Gonna go out on a limb there.
DUKE won at Baylor 40-27. Both teams were unbeaten coming in, Duke coming out. The Blue Devils are 3-0 having won over Army, at Northwestern and now at Baylor. Will the Dukes get any votes for Top 25? No. They will win next week against North Carolina Central. Will they get any votes then? No. They play #13 Virginia Tech on September 29. Will they...Yes.
Old Mississippi is playing Alabama in Oxford. The "Rebels" scored on the FIRST play of the game. They completed a 75 yard touchdown pass. Oh! Orgasmic Delirium. alabamahasscoredthenext49.
7:35 pm
Has this been a good Saturday for the B1G?
BYU went into Madison and beat the supposebly #6 "Boogers" 24-21.
Rutgers...pulled a Rutgers.
Maryland pulled a Rutgers.
Nebraska lost to Troy.
Illinois lost to South Florida. (No shame there.)
That's five. Five out of fourteen. There are four more games tonight.
HELD: This has not been a good Saturday for the B?G.
6:26 pm
Boy oh boy: Notre Dame "allegedly" "eighth-ranked" beat Vanderbilt 22-17 by du Lac. ND led 16-0 in the first quarter. Got outscored--by Vandy--17-6 the rest of the way.
34-10 North Texas over Arkansas at half time.
6:23 pm
Temple rolls to 35-14 upset of previously unbeaten Maryland
Desperate to get its first win of the season, Temple incorporated a defensive strategy that could be summed up in three simple words: Stop the run.
Last call yinz, this be it for me.
Updating Alabama at Old Mississippi, Public Occurrences scholars will recall that Old Mississippi scored the first pernts of the game on the first play of the game to take a 7-0 lead after which Alabama scored the next 49 to take a to-7 lead into the locker rooms for refreshments before the start of the second half whereupon Alabama ran off the final 13 pernts to win the ball game 62-7.
They're burning barns in West Lafayette, Indiana home to the Perdue "Boilermakers" and home for four years to Cindy Crawford who can always make me boil and burn. But tonight, I say tonight the Missouri "Tagerz" of the SEC are in town battling another of the B?G's also-rans and at this typing it be Mizzou 37-Perdue 34
Akron, the "Zippers," are beating the B?G's Northwestern "Mildcats" 32-28 with 8 1/2 left in the zzz'er.
#4 Ohio State also of said B?G is on top of them #15 "Horny Toads" of TCU in Fawt Werf 26-21 wiff 3:15 lef in the turd in a ball gim that has gon back and ferth. That would be a good win for OSU.
TEXAS, who lost to Maryland who got killed today by TEMPLE, THAT Texas, is beating the snot out of the USC "Orenthal James Simpsons" in Aweston.
What is this other shit...I don't see any other shit I give a shit about. Till next week, yinz y'allers, have a goo one.
10:40 pm
Man, North Texas scholars are simply more scholarly than Arkansas'. Take this:
https://youtu.be/nAJFLzfRLWM
Yep, Arkansas, you is DUM! North Texas is smarter, humiliated Arkansas at home, and prolly ran off with da Hogs' friend gurlz.
Has this been a good Saturday for the SEC? Is Arkansas still a member of the SEC? Then, no.
10:17 pm
This part of 5newsonline's write-up on Arkansas' North Texas debacle,
A week after rushing for 299 yards, Arkansas was shut down by a North Texas defense that stacked the box and dared the Razorbacks to throw.
is identical to this part of ESPN's write-up on Maryland's Temple debacle,
Jamming the line of scrimmage and daring unbeaten Maryland to throw, the Owls shut down the Terrapins' potent offense and pulled off a 35-14 upset Saturday.
8:56 pm
North Texas destroyed Arkansas in Fayetteville 44-17. That is the worst lost in Arkansas football history. Gonna go out on a limb there.
DUKE won at Baylor 40-27. Both teams were unbeaten coming in, Duke coming out. The Blue Devils are 3-0 having won over Army, at Northwestern and now at Baylor. Will the Dukes get any votes for Top 25? No. They will win next week against North Carolina Central. Will they get any votes then? No. They play #13 Virginia Tech on September 29. Will they...Yes.
Old Mississippi is playing Alabama in Oxford. The "Rebels" scored on the FIRST play of the game. They completed a 75 yard touchdown pass. Oh! Orgasmic Delirium. alabamahasscoredthenext49.
7:35 pm
Has this been a good Saturday for the B1G?
BYU went into Madison and beat the supposebly #6 "Boogers" 24-21.
Rutgers...pulled a Rutgers.
Maryland pulled a Rutgers.
Nebraska lost to Troy.
Illinois lost to South Florida. (No shame there.)
That's five. Five out of fourteen. There are four more games tonight.
HELD: This has not been a good Saturday for the B?G.
6:26 pm
Boy oh boy: Notre Dame "allegedly" "eighth-ranked" beat Vanderbilt 22-17 by du Lac. ND led 16-0 in the first quarter. Got outscored--by Vandy--17-6 the rest of the way.
34-10 North Texas over Arkansas at half time.
6:23 pm
Temple rolls to 35-14 upset of previously unbeaten Maryland
Desperate to get its first win of the season, Temple incorporated a defensive strategy that could be summed up in three simple words: Stop the run.
Jamming the line of scrimmage and daring unbeaten Maryland to throw, the Owls shut down the Terrapins' potent offense and pulled off a 35-14 upset Saturday.
6:01 pm
4:13 pm
Miami finished the Toledo game like they began it--routing the "Rockettes." The final was 49-24. That game was played in Toledo of all places. Why Miami would want to go to Toledo I haven't the foggiest.
#5 Oklahoma downed Iowa State 37-27.
Jeezus, UConn and Rhode Island. 56-49 the final, UConn.
Oh dear God. Troy beat Nebraska in Lincoln 24-19. Scott Frost is 0-2. Nebraska never led in that game. Troy jumped all over them 17-0 in the first Q. It was 17-7 at the half. The closest Nebraska got was 17-13 in the third. Ouch, ouch, ouch. What in the world happened to Nebraska? Where is "Go Big Red"?
Oh dear God. Syracuse ROUTED Florida State. 30-7! 30-7! Willie Taggart's gonna last one damn year in Tallahassee if that shit keeps up.
Jee-suz. Kansas, KANSAS! laid a double nickle on Ruptures. Ruptures countered with fourteen pennies. Rutgers is humiliating.
Oh my God. Temple CRUSHED Maryland 35-14. Is Halloween early this year or something?
Oh doggie, my Beloved Pitt "Panthers" hung on for dear life in Picksburgh. Beat the "Rambling Yellow Jackets" 24-19 but led that one 21 nil at the half! "Mountain Cats" NOT a second half ball club evidently.
2:40 pm
Holy Toledo. Miami led Toledo 21-0 at one time. Now it's 28-21, still Miami, near the end of the 3rd...Now 35-21 Miami.
Oklahoma (#5) is in a tight one in Ames against the "Cyclops" 31-24.
1:37 pm NPT
UConn 49 Little Rhodie 42 near the end of 3.
Troy 17-13 Nebraska, just starting the 4th.
Syracuse 13-0 over FSU 5;30 left in 3Q...Syracuse is now up 20-0!
Kansas 38-14 over Ruptures, half-way thru 3.
TEMPLE has INCREASED its lead over Maryland 28-7 with 12' left in game. Jeezie Peezie.
Pitt 21-6 over Ga. Tech ~7' left in 3rd. Pitt was only like a 3 point favorite.
Some astonishing early scores:
Troy is beating Nebraska 17-7 right before the half.
Kansas is blowing out Rutgers 24-7 with about 6' left in the half. Kansas doesn't blow out anybody, not even Ruptures.
TEMPLE, who lost to 1-AA Villanova is up 21-7 over MARYLAND (Matt Canada) at half time.
Syracuse has a slim 3-0 lead over Florida State with 3' before the half.
Not astonishing but I'm surprised: Pitt has a 14-0 lead over Georgia Tech with 3' to half time.
UConn and 1-AA Rhode Island have combined for 70 points at the half! UConn has 42 of them.
After watching the Terrapins run over Texas and Bowling Green, Temple coach Geoff Collins knew what the Owls had to do as a 16-point underdog.
...
...Temple (1-2) bounce[d] back from losses at home to Villanova and Buffalo. The Owls took a 28-7 lead early in the third quarter and cruised to the finish.
...
Maryland (2-1) had been thriving under Canada, who also serves as offensive coordinator. The Terrapins were averaging 39.5 points...
"We didn't do anything on offense today, so I take full responsibility for this loss," Canada said.
...
Maybe it was overconfidence, perhaps Temple figured out Canada's scheme or maybe the Terps aren't that good.
(ESPN)
6:01 pm
North Texas 31
Arkansas 10 :26 left 2Q
4:13 pm
Miami finished the Toledo game like they began it--routing the "Rockettes." The final was 49-24. That game was played in Toledo of all places. Why Miami would want to go to Toledo I haven't the foggiest.
#5 Oklahoma downed Iowa State 37-27.
Jeezus, UConn and Rhode Island. 56-49 the final, UConn.
Oh dear God. Troy beat Nebraska in Lincoln 24-19. Scott Frost is 0-2. Nebraska never led in that game. Troy jumped all over them 17-0 in the first Q. It was 17-7 at the half. The closest Nebraska got was 17-13 in the third. Ouch, ouch, ouch. What in the world happened to Nebraska? Where is "Go Big Red"?
Oh dear God. Syracuse ROUTED Florida State. 30-7! 30-7! Willie Taggart's gonna last one damn year in Tallahassee if that shit keeps up.
Jee-suz. Kansas, KANSAS! laid a double nickle on Ruptures. Ruptures countered with fourteen pennies. Rutgers is humiliating.
Oh my God. Temple CRUSHED Maryland 35-14. Is Halloween early this year or something?
Oh doggie, my Beloved Pitt "Panthers" hung on for dear life in Picksburgh. Beat the "Rambling Yellow Jackets" 24-19 but led that one 21 nil at the half! "Mountain Cats" NOT a second half ball club evidently.
2:40 pm
Holy Toledo. Miami led Toledo 21-0 at one time. Now it's 28-21, still Miami, near the end of the 3rd...Now 35-21 Miami.
Oklahoma (#5) is in a tight one in Ames against the "Cyclops" 31-24.
1:37 pm NPT
UConn 49 Little Rhodie 42 near the end of 3.
Troy 17-13 Nebraska, just starting the 4th.
Syracuse 13-0 over FSU 5;30 left in 3Q...Syracuse is now up 20-0!
Kansas 38-14 over Ruptures, half-way thru 3.
TEMPLE has INCREASED its lead over Maryland 28-7 with 12' left in game. Jeezie Peezie.
Pitt 21-6 over Ga. Tech ~7' left in 3rd. Pitt was only like a 3 point favorite.
Some astonishing early scores:
Troy is beating Nebraska 17-7 right before the half.
Kansas is blowing out Rutgers 24-7 with about 6' left in the half. Kansas doesn't blow out anybody, not even Ruptures.
TEMPLE, who lost to 1-AA Villanova is up 21-7 over MARYLAND (Matt Canada) at half time.
Syracuse has a slim 3-0 lead over Florida State with 3' before the half.
Not astonishing but I'm surprised: Pitt has a 14-0 lead over Georgia Tech with 3' to half time.
UConn and 1-AA Rhode Island have combined for 70 points at the half! UConn has 42 of them.
