Manchester City vs Aston Villa, Saturday 7:30 a.m. in the morning Normal Colonial Cop Time

Off a 5-1 facial delivered to The Goddess and a 2-0 win over Child Porn at the Palace God's Righteous Team of Angels in Snooze are home to the Villans, newly promoted and sitting respectably twelfth in the table. Don't fuck around City, just take care of business; you can sleep afterwards.