Friday, December 27, 2019

Jimmy...Jimmy...Did you see how Spo gave Jimmy the shot on the last two Myami possessions? Did you see how he missed both opportunities? Did you see that Indiana did not foul Jimmy on those last two shots? Teams outta do more of that, letting Jimmy shoot, do less of fouling Jimmy. Know why? 'CAUSE JIMMY CAN'T FUCKING SHOOT! His stat line for tonight:

20 points on
3/11 shooting...2x3=...une momento por favor...6! Jimmy got six of his 20 points shooting,
14/15 FT's.
Dudes: let this be a lesson to yinz.
9 rebounds
6 assists
4 turnovers
1 steal
Spo, put the fucking ball in someone else's hands for the last shots puhleaze!

I don't know because I have not checked yet but I betcha Bam won this game for Miami. He got the last rebound to save the game!

18 points
8/10
15 rebounds
6 assists
1 TO
So Bam had two fewer points on like 50% better shooting, the same number of rebounds and 75% fewer TO's than Jimmy.

Duncan weren't dunkin' Duncan doesn't do dunkin' Duncan do barrang from behind a tree over the next ridge.

18 points
6/11 (6/10) so Duncan took one shot inside the arc, missed, probably a dunk, and sniped six times from behind the arc, hitting all six :)

"Heat" did not play good D all night. Indiana outshot them 48.9%-44.9%. That is not Miami "Heat" basketball. Spo will not be pleased.

SensaNUNN had a good game.

17 points
7/14 (3/7)
4 rebounds
4 assists

Goran made the last shot. Off a Bam rebound. Off a Bam assist. Spo, Goran has been Mr Clutch for the "Heat" when he has played. Jimmy has been Mr Clunk. Why don't you draw up last plays for Goran? Or Duncan? Or Nunn? Somebody who is not shooting 3/11. Goran:

14 points
6/14 (2/5)
3 rebounds
6 assists
3 TO's
1 steal.

Man, fucking 19 year-old Tyler Herro.

9 rebounds tonight
10 points
4/11 (2/6)
4 assists
3 TO's

Game ball goes to Bam. Again. Jimmy answered right when he was asked recently how it feels to be playing on a team with just one star. Jimmy: "We're a team of one star? Who's that, Bam?"