Minnesota beat the "Male Deer" Saturday night in Ice, 138-119. Hoo-doggie!
Big D got buzzed in Chazz 129-108. Fourth straight win for the "Queens"!
The "Cadavers" have won two straight. Tonight they beat Deetroit in the Pawn Shop 113-109. Bet S. Bey didn't have 50 tonight, don't know but betcha. "Pisstons" had won one in a row.
Completing our spin around the Association LAL lost to the "Bullets" tonight 127-119 in the District...I fail to see how the "Lakers" won that game. LeBron and Russ combined for 60 points, each shot with the accuracy of a Russian hypersonic missile, LAL shot better than D.C. (who still shot extremely well) and out-rebounded them. Fairly close game I allow and LAL did turn the ball over 12 times to the "Bullets" 7, neither of which is a stratospheric number. I'm stumped. AP, how did Wash. win this one? Une momento...Oh, "Lakers" had the dread 4th Q collapse! They led by 6 after 3 and the "Bullets" shot 'em dead in the 4th, 34-20. Oh my. "Lakers," how did that shit happen? Oh, they couldn't stop Porzingis (penicillin is indicated) in the 4th! Kristaps had 16 in the quarter...Ohhh, and the "Lakers" didn't have A.D. That'll do it. 7'3" guys don't grow on trees (like trees but don't grow on them)!
I thankee Ice, I thankee. Beer 3 behind "Heat."
