Sunday, April 10, 2022

Team Asshole

"We kinda embraced who Jimmy was. We knew Jimmy was an asshole... We all know that. But, like, this culture embraces that. We want you to bring that assholeness out so then on the court we got all five people...to be assholes cause at that point...we not backing down from anybody."-Bam Adebayo

How many titles has Team Asshole won? Dwayne Wade wasn't an asshole. LeBron James wasn't an asshole. Chris Bosch wasn't an asshole. How many titles did the Big Three win? Magic Johnson wasn't an asshole. How many titles did Showtime win. Patrick Ewing was an asshole. Anthony Mason was an asshole. Charles Oakley was an asshole. John Starks was an asshole. How many titles did Riley's New York Assholes win?