Things Personified

April, May, and June are names for females. Maybe July (Julie ?). That’s it. Nobody is named March. August is a guy’s name but not for the month, for “serious”. January, February, March, August, September, October, November, December: not personified. What's wrong with March as a name? Good strong masculine name. March Harris. I would like an explanation for this. I think it's iceist, only the warm sunny months get people named for them. Ah! Spring is a female name, no? Summer is. Ever heard anyone named Fall? Fucking Winter? Winter Harris, no. It's iceism.