Utah has had a devil of a time in Hairy Boner the last two weeks but I come not to mourn the Utes but to excoriate them. And Houston. These two awful "universities", the first the home of cold fusion, the second representing the city known as Cow Town, have the most unimaginative, confusing logos that it's a wonder they're not running into each other on the football field. And they're in the same conference! And they play each other! This year on Oct. 26. Fuck the Utes and the Cows.
