randin Podziemski drops 27 in Warriors' blowout

You think I'm making that up, don't you?

I'm not.

Now the motherfucker's Christee-an name ain't "randin"...Is it? It has to be "Brandin" and the chyron-writer at the Worldwide Leader was drunk...Right? I'm not looking it up, fuck it. If I ever in the remaining years of a dissipated life have cause to type his name, it shall be randin Podziemski.