IRAN WON!
Trump to Announce in APRIL FOOL'S Address😅 9 pm:
- U.S. to End War Unilaterally
- No "Unconditional Surrender"
- No "Deal"
- No Regime Change
- No Permanent End to Iran Nuclear Program
- No Opening Strait of Hormuz
- Only 3,000+ Killed
- Only $37 Billion+ Cost
And He Ran, He Ran So Far Away. From Iran, He Ran All…
You can just abandon things.
William Kristol, Andrew Egger, and Jim Swift
Mar 31, 2026
Retreat By Any Other Name
by William Kristol
For what it’s worth—and keep in mind, this newsletter is free—here’s my speculation, as of early Tuesday morning, March 31, about where Donald Trump is heading on Iran.
Where he’s heading is toward the exits.
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All in all, it seems more likely than not that Trump plans on walking away rather than escalating. I think this would be a less bad outcome of this reckless and feckless “excursion” than introducing ground troops. But it will still be a bad outcome for the United States and the world. And I’m afraid it won’t be the last bad outcome we’ll experience from having an unbelievably irresponsible individual as our president.
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What’s the best word for what Trump is doing here? Retreat? Surrender?
Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz
Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission
Trump: No deal needed to end the war, Iran won’t be able to obtain a nuke ‘for years’
“No, they don’t have to make a deal,” Trump says in response to the question in the Oval Office.
“When we feel that they are… put into the stone ages and won’t be able to come up with a nuclear weapon, then we’ll leave whether we have a deal or not,” Trump says. “It’s irrelevant now.”
It’s unclear if the US unilaterally ceases fire that Iran would follow suit.😆
Trump...said earlier Tuesday that he isn’t focused on Tehran’s stockpiles of highly-enriched uranium, so it’s unclear what else Trump is looking to accomplish militarily.😂
..."in a fairly short period of time, we’ll be finished, and they will not be able to do a nuclear weapon for years,” he continues.
“Maybe in a long time from now, [they’ll be] able to do a nuclear weapon, you ’ll have a president [who] will be like me, and he will go there and knock the hell out of them again,” Trump says, acknowledging that the ongoing war with Iran may not be definitive.
Just three weeks ago, Trump had made a nearly opposite statement, saying that he wanted to “make sure that we don’t have to go back every 10 years, when you don’t have a president like me that’s not going to do it.”
What a buffoon.
What a liar.
What a coward.
What a non compos mentis fool.
What an asshole.
The worst president in U.S. history hands down. The worst leader in the West since the end of World War II. The worst, most dangerous, most comical leader of any nation since Idi Amin.
8:54 am:
Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz
Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission
Wally"Start Learning to Fight for Yourselves"!
"All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT," Trump wrote on Truth Social.
He added that the U.K. and other countries will have "to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us."
"Go get your own oil!"
"France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the 'Butcher of Iran' who has been successfully eliminated! The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!!"
"I break it, you fix it." What about Iz, 9/11 Land, UAE, et al, Dumb Fuck? Do they have to start learning to fight for themselves?
