Sunday, May 03, 2026

I sent the below email to two "Heat" pencils...

 "Lies, damn lies, and statistics", maybe. But...

 Google AI, search term "miami heat all-time record with bam adebayo",

AI Mode

AI Overview

As of May 3, 2026, the Miami Heat have an all-time record of approximately 340-300 (.531) in regular-season games played with Bam Adebayo. He has spent his entire 9-season career with the team, anchoring them to a winning record overall. 

All-Bam years (9) regular season average: .531 =  44 wins per season. 

Heat 2025/26 regular season .524 = 43 wins

All-Post LBJ years (12) regular season average: .535 = 44 dubs.

One of them responded within 15'--on a Sunday morning:

Not a leading man

Follow-up:

No sir. But an untouchable smh.

His:

Crazy

It is. This and so much else (inter alia, overvaluing own talent, G-League fetish, young-averse, draft dart-throwing, alternate reality to Groundhog Day 44-38).

44-38 FOREVER!