Secret Service Agent Arrested for Jerking Off Following Women in Miami Area Hotel Hallway
Or, as TMZ puts it, for "allegedly rubbing one out in the hallway outside their hotel room."
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A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive
WSVN 7 News and Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office
6:00 PM · May 4, 2026
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He looks very normal. John, you look very normal.
John, is that you down there checking your balls?! Trump, don't point!
